Norris hates America: The thread of the musical sensation

[jfrost]

Hm. What's wrong with your beer industry?

Some people over there actually drink light beer. I'm not kidding, I saw that with these eyes of mine that the earth will one day devour.

As in low calories, light beer?

2% alcohol.

[Ack]

Are there any gypsies in America?

Not to my knowledge. Or there are social groups that will serve that role, but they're not necessarily defined by a gypsy heritage in Europe.

EDIT: Here's a short Wikipedia page on Roma in the US.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roma_in_the_United_States

[ZeroAX]

oooh I found a reason America is MUCH better than Europe:
HUGE retro gaming scene, and countless ways to find cheap retro games (goodwill, garage sales, old gaming shops). In Europe we mostly have ebay, other places rarely have good deals.

[Menegrothx]

Though Japan does it better

[BoringSupreez]

oooh I found a reason America is MUCH better than Europe:
HUGE retro gaming scene, and countless ways to find cheap retro games (goodwill, garage sales, old gaming shops). In Europe we mostly have ebay, other places rarely have good deals.

I hear it's even worse in Australia. Then again, being a gamer in general is frustrating in Australia.

[ZeroAX]

Though Japan does it better

I can't understand their games

[Forlorn Drifter]

And, to put the final nail in the coffin, the U.S. is home to Chuck Norris. We win.

(If you want to play the fact that Bruce Lee once beat up Chuck Norris and ripped out his chest hairs, remember that Bruce Lee, was, in fact, also born in the U.S.)

[SamuraiMegas]

Europe is better and this is a Texan saying this.
Source: European countries have not tried to torture or kill Snowden.

[Omerta]

And to quote an HBO drama:

"We're 7th in literacy, 27th in math, 22nd in science, 49th in life expectancy, 178th in infant mortality, 3rd in median household income, number 4 in labor force, and number 4 in exports. We lead the world in only 3 categories: number of incarcerated citizens per capita, number of adults who believe angels are real, and defense spending, where we spend more than the next 26 countries combined. 25 of whom are allies."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16K6m3Ua2nw

Everyone knows that fictional television drama is 100% factual. Would Jeff Daniels lie to you, even in character?

What now, Europe? Catch us if you can.

[Menegrothx]

The nice thing about taking debt to buy guns is that once you have those guns, no one can try to claim that money back