Norris hates America: The thread of the musical sensation

[ZeroAX]

My best friend used to be half greek

Used to be?

[Menegrothx]

We're not friends anymore, his genetic heritage hasn't changed as far as I know

[ZeroAX]

We're not friends anymore, his genetic heritage hasn't changed as far as I know

Nationality is not genetic heriate it's cultural

[Forlorn Drifter]

Well you are from TX so there's always that small chance you could be a hardcore baptist or something

My first trip to Texas as a Pennsylvania yankee was a an interesting culture shock for me. Lots of big, modern auditorium like churches everywhere, people chasing you down in parking lots to ask if you know Jesus (Literally chasing. I thought I may have actually done something wrong the first time this happened since they came running to my car. I like to respond, "No, who's that?") and cashiers telling you to have a blessed day instead of a nice one.

Which part of Texas did you go to? When you hit the areas in the Bible belt, it is always worse. I will seriously tell you the secret though, wear boots. If you wear boots, they assume you are from Texas, and they assume you are Christian. Perfect escape.

More facts why America is better:

We have more Irish than all of Ireland. Bring it.

Our muscle cars have a deep throaty growl, rather than sounding like a bumble bee.

We had DIO and Manowar, we win any metal argument.

The French run away from everything.

Europeans drink their beer and tea both warm, rather than cold as God intended! (Joking at the end guys...)

Guns.

We have Alt-Country, arguably the best music genre ever.

You owned Hitler at some point. Yeah, let that sit for a while.

Who did we have? Teddy fucking Roosevelt. The man finished a speech after getting shot. (Not at the same point you had Hitler, but that's not the point.)

Our flag is better.

We have states bigger than most of your countries.

[ZeroAX]

Our muscle cars have a deep throaty growl, rather than sounding like a bumble bee.

The French run away from everything.

Europeans drink their beer and tea both warm, rather than cold as God intended! (Joking at the end guys...)

Guns.

You owned Hitler at some point. Yeah, let that sit for a while.

Our flag is better.

We have states bigger than most of your countries.

They are also ugly as fuck.

Napoleon for them, Vietnam, Iraq and Afghanistan for you.

Let's not even bring beer into this mate, your alcohol is a joke

We just prefer swords that's all.

You had George W. Bush

Not really a fan of stripes. It's better than OUR striped flag, but the EU flag is better, and the Union Jack (UK flag) beats all.

But our smallest country is more fun than your biggest state

[Forlorn Drifter]

Not really a fan of stripes. It's better than OUR striped flag, but the EU flag is better, and the Union Jack (UK flag) beats all.

But our smallest country is more fun than your biggest state

If we're bringing the Union Jack argument, obviously the Confederate Naval Battle Flag is better.

Your smallest country is the most fun? Technically, the Vatican City is its own country, so I highly doubt that.


EDIT: And come on, Bush was awesome. Not as a president or leader really, but awesome for the laughter and love he brought into our homes.

[ZeroAX]

If we're bringing the Union Jack argument, obviously the Confederate Naval Battle Flag is better.

Your smallest country is the most fun? Technically, the Vatican City is its own country, so I highly doubt that.


EDIT: And come on, Bush was awesome. Not as a president or leader really, but awesome for the laughter and love he brought into our homes.

Which one is that?

haha. I was thinking for of either Luxemburg, Malta or Cyprus.

well....ok I'll give you that. But wait, then we have Berlusconi

EDIT

[BoneSnapDeez]

We have Alt-Country, arguably the best music genre ever.

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[Forlorn Drifter]

We have Alt-Country, arguably the best music genre ever.

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That one wasn't serious.

ZeroAX, that isn't how Europe works? Crap. (Though I don't agree with a couple of those stereotypes, but East European women are hot.)


Another note- Americans man up enough to actually drink tap water, instead of getting that carbonated crap.

[ZeroAX]

Though I don't agree with a couple of those stereotypes, but East European women are hot.

bah, biggest bull of crap I've heard. Sorry mate . I traveled through Europe. Eastern European women have the best bodies (they work out much probably? Much more than southern European girls) and the best taste in clothes (this is mostly compared to northern European women who seem to like to dress as worse as possible). But their faces are nothing great. Same thing as in most countries. Hot girls, average girls and ugly girls.

Personally I prefer central European girls (Czech, Slovakian and Hungarian are the best of both worlds when it comes to bodies and faces), and Southern European girls when it comes to face and sex appeal via character (they are what you'd say hot blooded which makes them more interesting to me, and way more fun).

Also for those who love stereotype jokes (like me)

http://alphadesigner.com/mapping-stereotypes/