Norris hates America: The thread of the musical sensation

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Norris hates America: The thread of the musical sensation

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And by hating America, I mean hating the United States. You are so filthy you don't even have a word for yourself so I decided to create this thread to tell you how much Europeans rule.

And by "rule" I mean "I'll link to some boring stats so we can have a nice heated discussion and get mad with each other"

Here's a cool link:
http://www.pewglobal.org/2011/11/17/the ... alues-gap/

It's all pretty obvious stuff but it's nice to have some data. Of course, it's strange to talk about religion in Europe without talking about Poland but it will have to do for now. Feel free to comment, meanwhile I'll post some TRUTH FACTS so everyone can throw me tomatoes and a conversation is kickstarted.

FACT #1 AMERICANS HATE PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION

What's up with the idea that anyone who takes the subway is a loser? Or worse, a black drug addict. Europeans see public transportation as a sign of a quality neighbourhood, not a necesary evil they would rather not use!

FACT #2 AMERICANS HATE PEDESTRIANS

Buying groceries? Eating outside? Need to use the bathroom? Take your car! American cities seem to be baffled by the concept of, well, having people walk from one place to the other. The idea that you have to take the take car to buy bread, fruit or a box of condoms is mindblowing to us superior Europeans.

We are really shocked by this. :lol:

FACT #3 AMERICANS THINK THEY HAVE A LEFT PARTY

That evil communist Obama is very conservative by European standards and many of your controversial issues, well, they seem old to the average European.

As you can expect, your lack of healthcare is mocked endlessly. I was very surprised when I found out that food labelling was a controversial subject! :mrgreen:


I'm sure you can't fight my baseless assumptions. Where are yours? I must prove you wrong you evil new worlders! 8)
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Many of thse are just cultural differences not necessarily one superior to another. As far as cars go, it is how our cities are built and from people living in suburbs. We are spread out and we have ample parking.
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It will take me endless amounts of effort in order to not troll this thread.

Also lol at Frenchies and god.
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Here's one reason Europe is better than North America. Scotland's national animal is the Unicorn. (go ahead, google it). Europe wins. Flawless victory.
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Umm, uh, hmm. :|

:lol:

This is very reminiscent of Tornado Creator's threads.
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I'll bite!

somehow the minute I saw the threads title and who made it, this came to mind.

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Mexican joke move on....

Since I'm in mexico, I am the bottom part of america and therefore I can make Gallego jokes you spaniard!

Link for some spanish stand up! http://youtu.be/7f3T-DS4A1E

:P meh!
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flojocabron wrote: Since I'm in mexico, I am the bottom part of america and therefore I can make Gallego jokes you spaniard!
Maybe you leave near him? Do you leave in a part of Mexico close to that other part of Mexico known as Spain?
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All of those issues with transportation? Yeah, I just don't see the argument really, as so much more of the U.S. is still spread out by comparison. I'm ten miles from town, and even then, unless your right on the square most of town is really not designed where I can walk around. Nor would I want to really walk in Seguin, as most would assume I'm either dealing drugs or a hooker. And I'd rather not have people soliciting me for drugs and/or sex.

And damn Europe is full of Godless heathens.
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I dont live in a big city, so public transportation would never work for a daily job. America is too spread out, unlike Europe, would you can visit 3 countries in 1-2 days maybe?
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maps of perceptions of some dudes opinons on other countires

http://geographer-at-large.blogspot.mx/ ... world.html
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