What Made you Smile/What Ticked you off Today?

[AppleQueso]

Frown: My wife bought 1-ply toilet paper. What are we? Homeless?

I fuckin work at Wal-Mart and even I won't buy 1-ply toilet paper.

[SNKnicotine]

Frown: My wife bought 1-ply toilet paper. What are we? Homeless?

I fuckin work at Wal-Mart and even I won't buy 1-ply toilet paper.

I hate 1-ply so bad, I rather run out to the car and grab a gob of (fast food chain) napkins (less chance of breaching through) and wipe with them instead.

[AppleQueso]

I'll grab paper towels or just full on take a shower right then if I need to.

[SNKnicotine]

I'll grab paper towels or just full on take a shower right then if I need to.

Showers are questionable, compromises rags, hands ,scrubs, and so forth (unless you pre-clean affected area of course)

[Retrodude]

Smile: Unexpectedly got a second-row-center ticket to see Jersey Boys last night.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... PtcL-hYM2U

WOW! What an awesome show! If you enjoy live theater even a little bit, you need to see this one. It's like Million Dollar Quartet (also excellent), but on a much larger scale. I was very impressed.

[BoneSnapDeez]

Frown: My wife bought 1-ply toilet paper. What are we? Homeless?

I fuckin work at Wal-Mart and even I won't buy 1-ply toilet paper.

I used to purposefully schedule my dumps for work so I wouldn't waste toilet paper and stink up the house.

[Luke]

but still in Chicago

When are you going? You should come see me perform if possible. Could probably get you in for free.

Frown: First my wife buys one ply Scott's toilet paper, and this morning she tries to "fix" the handle on our master bathroom toilet. There was NOTHING wrong with the handle. You pressed it down, it came right back up, but she said "I thought I heard a scraping noise". Well she fudged it up to the point that now we'll have to reinstall the trip lever and such.

Probably only ten bucks and fifteen minutes wasted, but it's exactly that; wasted money and time. That's what really ticks me off.

[Luke]

Having a hard time telling their sexes. I think one of them is male, and the other two are female.

That dude's in serious trouble.

And just for you I'll add that I completed the on line ten year warranty form for my new a/c units.

[indecks]

my band awesome show last night.
one of the bands (a bunch of 17 year old black metal kids) wanted to use 'some' equipment because they didnt want to bring their stuff in the rain - as it's been raining quite a bit in our area. I said no, sorry.

*whew* Glad I said no. The other band that relented ended up lending them everything but a single guitar. The kids literally showed up with one guitar (actually, maybe they brought their bass guitar too). After their set, it was discovered that they ruined one of the heads on the drums.

Worst of all it was their custom resonant head. Not a simple replaceable one. I mean yeah you can replace a reso head but when you got it customized with stickers, logos and what not, it's more of a big deal. Not cool, kiddos. Not cool.

[MrPopo]

Smile: Unexpectedly got a second-row-center ticket to see Jersey Boys last night.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... PtcL-hYM2U

WOW! What an awesome show! If you enjoy live theater even a little bit, you need to see this one. It's like Million Dollar Quartet (also excellent), but on a much larger scale. I was very impressed.

If you liked those two I'd recommend you see Buddy! if it comes around. It's basically Jersey Boys but for Buddy Holly.