What Made you Smile/What Ticked you off Today?

[Luke]

This is true. I once saw a guy get thrown in jail for contempt when he wandered into the wrong judge's courtroom wearing a baseball cap. That guy had no idea what hit him. He said, "Wait? What?" and was looking around as the bailiffs carried him off to jail for 24 hours. I would laugh; but honestly, I was in court that day, and it was terrifying.

Last time I was in court (ticket dismissed) I could not believe how many who were in line just left. I heard "I gotta wait? Man this is some bullshhh" and just leave. Blew my mind.

I mean, people would rather face jail time than stand in line and hike their pants up.

[Luke]

what was your joke?

Oh you.

[prfsnl_gmr]

Think I'd be okay wearing a bullet belt to court?

You're in Texas, right?

[AppleQueso]

Think I'd be okay wearing a bullet belt to court?

You're in Texas, right?

Right.

[prfsnl_gmr]

You should be fine.

[AppleQueso]

Awesome, if I ever need to contest a ticket I'll go in there decked out with full bandoliers and everything.

[noiseredux]

I have a perfect driving record.

Cops usually let me go if I get pulled over, well more like 50/50.

one of these things is not like the other.

[flex wood]

I'm going to assume this is sarcasm.

Sarcasm with a sprinkle of honesty.

um... you seriously did not get it Luke?

Just link the thread dude. I'm pretty sure everyone else has repressed that thread.

[prfsnl_gmr]

Awesome, if I ever need to contest a ticket I'll go in there decked out with full bandoliers and everything.

They'll love it. You might even let you try a few cases before you leave!

[Hobie-wan]

So you're saying that the dude who was wearing a Bob Marley shirt when I had to go in to court and show I'd put the front plate on my car might not have had the best day, but not for racist reasons?