Avatar Battle 2!

[Sasha_Blue]

I'm a piece of unicorn origami. I cause you to doubt your humanity.

Win

(Can you make an origami unicorn? I think you are limited to five points and the head and legs take them already)

How about a cartoon one?

[Valkyrie-Favor]

I was never a human to start with. Foolish mortal.

Lenneth sics a mermaid on you.

[Forlorn Drifter]

I lift up my kilt.

[SamuraiMegas]

I lift up my kilt.

I have to defend you in court and you are sentenced to a month in jail for public indecency.

And you are murdered in your cell.

[indecks]

I defeat you because I'm DC's flagship character. I have dozens of writers who will protect me and make you lose...unless maybe you're The Joker. He's my kryptonite apparently.

*guy in the crowd*

DC's actual Flagship Character (and drawn as the real life Man of Steel) would like a word with you!

[Gamerforlife]

I defeat you because I'm DC's flagship character. I have dozens of writers who will protect me and make you lose...unless maybe you're The Joker. He's my kryptonite apparently.

*guy in the crowd*

DC's actual Flagship Character (and drawn as the real life Man of Steel) would like a word with you!

I make him cry when I point out how much more popular, successful, and just plain cooler I am. I also point out that there are way more DC books out right now that are all connected to me in some way, and I have two blockbuster games coming later this year, and a new cartoon in less than a month, then I pull out some kryptonite and knock him flat on his ass.

Why?

Because I'm the GODDAMN BATMAN!!!

[flojocabron]

you may be the goddammed batman.....

but in the end you could not save me!

you were off fighting Superman and I got mugged and left in an alley to die!

you cant be everywhere at once.

some superhero you are.

[ninjainspandex]

well you guys are screwed

[Ziggy]

The Planet Express crew are inspired to revive the long-extinct pine tree with seeds from the Svalbard Global Seed Vault. However, the seeds have been contaminated by a biological weapons repository neighboring the vault, causing pine trees to grow and spread at a rapid rate until they cover the entire Earth. Though the trees seem beneficial at first, returning the planet to a lush, wildlife-filled state, their uncontrolled growth produces too much oxygen in the atmosphere, which ignites and burns Earth to a cinder when Bender lights a celebratory cigar. Robot Santa states that everyone is dead.

(-End of Xmas segment, S06E13)

So you see, you're all dead now! Bender blew up the entire planet.

[Fragems]

The Planet Express crew are inspired to revive the long-extinct pine tree with seeds from the Svalbard Global Seed Vault. However, the seeds have been contaminated by a biological weapons repository neighboring the vault, causing pine trees to grow and spread at a rapid rate until they cover the entire Earth. Though the trees seem beneficial at first, returning the planet to a lush, wildlife-filled state, their uncontrolled growth produces too much oxygen in the atmosphere, which ignites and burns Earth to a cinder when Bender lights a celebratory cigar. Robot Santa states that everyone is dead.

(-End of Xmas segment, S06E13)

So you see, you're all dead now! Bender blew up the entire planet.

With threats of a sticky grenades to the face I force the head of Comedy Central to air the final episode of Futurama early. That is the end of your world buddy.

Fragems