Post a picture of yourself...no not a damn mug

[indecks]

Kit's married to Jinx?

Cool I didn't know that! Any other couples on this forum?

cookie and foxhound.

You do realize you opened room for terrible "blank and his hand" jokes right?

haha

[prfsnl_gmr]

Kit's married to Jinx?

Cool I didn't know that! Any other couples on this forum?

cookie and foxhound.

Also, Wclem and MrsWclem.

[SamuraiMegas]

shifts awkwardly in the corner because Luke already said *blank* and his hand

[Luke]

Kit's married to Jinx?

Cool I didn't know that! Any other couples on this forum?

cookie and foxhound.

You do realize you opened room for terrible "blank and his hand" jokes right?

haha

No no. That's very anti "haha". Jerk off jokes = cheap humor.

[Ack]

No no. That's very anti "haha". Jerk off jokes = cheap humor.

Oh, cum on. I'd have to hand it to you, award a palm d'or if you will, if you gave an intelligent joke on the subject. I mean, I don't want you to get a big head and begin some masterbatory self gratification over it, of course, but one well thought-out humorous comment would be simply orgasmic. So think! Think deep and long and hard, and really get those mental muscles stroking on the problem. Stop thinking about crap like fairy tales, such as whether Jack and Jill are getting off the hill or whether his mother ever managed to get Jack off that beanstalk. Hell, stop thinking of personal matters like whether you should give your wife a pearl necklace for your anniversary, or fingering exactly what it is you want to do this weekend. Instead, while you're alone and playing with yourself in a single player video game, stop and stimulate yourself to come up with an original comment that everyone will find humorous.

Now if you don't mind, I'm going to get off this topic.

[Luke]

The only jerk off joke I've ever told on stage was improvised. Something close to "The worst part about having one hand is that I love to gesticulate, but I look so awkward while doing it" (which was intended to be a "lead in").

One dude started laughing his ass off and I pointed at him and said "That's not a masturbation joke", and then the crowd erupted with laughter.

[Hobie-wan]

The only jerk off joke I've ever told on stage was improvised. Something close to "The worst part about having one hand is that I love to gesticulate, but I look so awkward while doing it" (which was intended to be a "lead in").

One dude started laughing his ass off and I pointed at him and said "That's not a masturbation joke", and then the crowd erupted with laughter.

Protip: Masticate usually catches more people.

[Luke]

Protip: Masticate usually catches more people.

Masticate has nothing to do with my set. The gesticulation bit is more about doing the quote gesture and the double middle finger, which you fully equipped metacarpal people take for granted. With only two fingers you get to tell someone to fuck off, twice.
That's so bad ass.

[mjmjr25]

Kit's married to Jinx?

Cool I didn't know that! Any other couples on this forum?

I have a special someone.

[dunpeal2064]

Kit's married to Jinx?

Cool I didn't know that! Any other couples on this forum?

I have a special someone.

I'm trying to get my lady to sign up so she can join in on our shmup threads. She is pretty boss at Futari