Random Thoughts Thread

[AppleQueso]

So I took my day off to sleep in a lot. I normally go to work at 11pm, but since it was my night off I stayed in bed until around midnight or so.

Had some food, wasted time online, had a chat with my girlfriend's mom, etc. Around 4am I decide to look at my phone, had a few texts. Apparently at 7pm or so I'd gotten a text from the guy I work with telling me he was calling in sick and work wanted to see if I'd come in for some overtime.

...whoops! I would've had to go in at 11pm, but I didn't even see the text until 4am. I would've been okay with going in tonight too.

Oh well!

[Forlorn Drifter]

Spent some time doing some research... I think I might know what causes my issues towards relationships, and the general way I feel, but I'm not totally sure. I'll have to do more research.

[Luke]

If you are an arms length from someone who says "So good you'll smack your mama" please just smack them instead. Preferably, smack them as soon as the words "You'll smack" leave their lips.

[Stark]

If you are an arms length from someone who says "So good you'll smack your mama" please just smack them instead. Preferably, smack them as soon as the words "You'll smack" leave their lips.

What if your mom says it?

[fastbilly1]

If you are an arms length from someone who says "So good you'll smack your mama" please just smack them instead. Preferably, smack them as soon as the words "You'll smack" leave their lips.

What if your mom says it?

Or if they are using Smack Ya Mama:

Its legit stuff:


But it is really just Red Pepper, Minced Garlic, Black Pepper, and Salt. Heavy on the Red Pepper and Garlic.

[Luke]

What if your mom says it?

You tell her that along with "bling bling", no one says "Smack yo mama" anymore.

[flex wood]

Speaking of moms I was just talking to mine and she told me she was going to go up to NYC (she lives in Florida) to help my sister find a new apartment.

I then proceeded to text my sister "so your going apartment hunting with mom eh? Friendly reminder, there are cameras at all the train stations so you have to make it look like she slipped and wasn't pushed."

To which she replied "hahaha you're so fucked up! I'm posting that on facebook."

I just died a little on the inside. Pfft facebook.

Edit she also just sent me a screen cap and said that people love it. This is all within 10 minutes.

[SamuraiMegas]

If you are an arms length from someone who says "So good you'll smack your mama" please just smack them instead. Preferably, smack them as soon as the words "You'll smack" leave their lips.

What if your mom says it?

Or if they are using Smack Ya Mama:

Its legit stuff:


But it is really just Red Pepper, Minced Garlic, Black Pepper, and Salt. Heavy on the Red Pepper and Garlic.

Have some in the spice cabinet.

[SamuraiMegas]

It's really hard to brick your Wii by soft modding it right? I'm just really nervous.

[Ack]

What if your mom says it?

You tell her that along with "bling bling", no one says "Smack yo mama" anymore.

Personally, I hate "off the chain" even more.