What Made you Smile/What Ticked you off Today?

[Luke]

Trim your nails man

*shhh!* I have amazing cuticles and nails. A lady at my hair stylist even does them for me when I'm not attending to them. Hey, when you have five fingers you tend to take care of them.

Before I dish out money for a "sleep doctor", I'm going to try the hockey glove route. It might sound and look ridiculous, but I'm pretty sure they'll prevent me from scratching my face, and it's hard to cop a feel when wearing hockey gloves.

I might as well wear my entire friggin hockey get up as now when I go to bed I have to wear a mouthguard and hockey gloves. On the plus side, hockey socks are very comfy.

[CRTGAMER]

Ticked / Smile
Not sure how to categorize this one. You know when you see that guy on the street corner twirling a sign advertising a sale? One business saved on paying someone the minimum wage by using a mannequin with a sign propped in front.

[Hobie-wan]

Ticked / Smile
Not sure how to categorize this one. You know when you see that guy on the street corner twirling a sign advertising a sale? One business saved on paying someone the minimum wage by using a mannequin with a sign propped in front.

I pass probably a dozen of those every time I go out running errands. Most of them being 'gold buyer' nonsense. Some just sit there, some dance all day.

[Luke]

We have a lot of bearded African American dudes dressed up as the Statue Of Liberty around here during tax time.

Love those guys. And I'm not being sarcastic when I say it isn't amazing that a black man would dress up like the Statue Of Liberty in the aid of giving the government money, it's amazing how much energy those guys have.

[dsheinem]

it's amazing how much energy those guys have.

black guys?

I am not sure why you even brought race into the comment, tbh...

[flex wood]

it's amazing how much energy those guys have.

black guys?

I am not sure why you even brought race into the comment, tbh...

Statue of Liberty, shouldn't they be green then?

[SNKnicotine]

it's amazing how much energy those guys have.

black guys?

I am not sure why you even brought race into the comment, tbh...

Statue of Liberty, shouldn't they be green then?

And over 10 stories tall.... I dont even think Yao Ming is that tall and even if he was, he's still missing the robe..

[prfsnl_gmr]

I had a great time at my tenth college reunion last week. My wife and I dropped our children off with my parents, and took a road trip up to New Jersey. We packed some great picnic lunches and had a lot fun "exploring" the countryside during our trip. It was great catching up with old friends once we arrived, and the weather was almost perfect. (It was a little too hot for my tastes...) I could not have asked for a better reunions weekend or vacation.

I went out rowing with some of my old college buddies, and I am definitely not in the same shape I was in college. What would have been a very easy workout back when I was competing left me physically exhausted. Moreover, my soft hands are still covered in blisters.

It was still tremendously fun, and it was great rowing with my old teammates again.

[Forlorn Drifter]

electric tape fetish

Speaking of bands this would make a pretty great band name.

When you're ready to make a pornogrind band, hit me up.

[cookie monster]

Very upset i found out my 2yr old neice fell in to a camp fire and got burned badly on her legs,back and butt so she is in the john hopkins burn unit for some time and made need a skin graft. I finally got ahold of the funeral home after almost 2 weeks with no answer from them i find out the pastor picked the death certificate and ashes up. Now i have to fight to get mom buried and the estate settled. I went to walmart and witness a accident some old guy sped through a handicap space and t-boned a 71 yr old woman then pulls into the parking spot he tried to beat her to.
I was kind enough to call for help and make sure she was ok and had a way home.