Random Thoughts Thread

[AppleQueso]

Chihuahuas are angry, shaky little bastards.

Especially when they only have one eye.

[jinx]

Chihuahuas are angry, shaky little bastards.

Especially when they only have one eye.

I know man... Everyone in our neighborhood had friggin' Chihuahuas, including us. I think it's something about druggies that love little dogs. Every dealer we went to had a ton of little dogs running around.

I absolutely love Doberman Pinschers. My Nana used to breed them, and they can be some of the sweetest dogs if they're not mistreated. However, she had one that was abused and rescued. She was a good dog for a long time, but lost her shit one day and bit a kid after the kid hit her.

[Ack]

Chihuahuas are angry, shaky little bastards.

Especially when they only have one eye.

I know man... Everyone in our neighborhood had friggin' Chihuahuas, including us. I think it's something about druggies that love little dogs. Every dealer we went to had a ton of little dogs running around.

I absolutely love Doberman Pinschers. My Nana used to breed them, and they can be some of the sweetest dogs if they're not mistreated. However, she had one that was abused and rescued. She was a good dog for a long time, but lost her shit one day and bit a kid after the kid hit her.

Poor dog. Did they put the kid down?

[Luke]

Man I miss my parent's Doberman "Libby". She and my Pit Bull "Ripley" were hilarious together as they just tolerated each other.

Loved taking them on long walks together. Trust me, nobody wants to mess with a guy walking a doberman and pit bull.

[SNKnicotine]

I am probably going to eat Taco Bell for lunch just for old time sake.

[Sano]

Ate Taco Bell for dinner last night.... always good stuffs.

[Luke]

Holy Smokes!

nsfw, potty mouth language:

How much pussy did Michael Douglas eat out? And how long until "Eating cooter causes Cancer" becomes an excuse and meme.

My college DID NOT provide an anti-pussy eating pamphlet. All I was ever told about HPV was that you could pass it on, but as a guy you had nothing to worry about. I don't have it, my wife doesn't have it, but I had college acquaintances who bragged about spreading HPV to other girls. I don't wish ill on anyone, but maybe they'll get their comeuppance for spreading a disease.

And it is juvenile and not even funny, but it makes you wonder if a woman could get throat cancer from sucking too much cock, and admitting "Yup. Too much cock sucking".

[J T]

Smuckers is my jam!
Oh man, that TV commercial is HYPE!
Werewolves are the man, dog!
At first, I thought I only farted... then shit got real.
Diarrhea is the illest shit I've ever seen!
Gangsters are bad.
Drugs are dope.

[MrPopo]

Holy Smokes!

nsfw, potty mouth language:

How much pussy did Michael Douglas eat out? And how long until "Eating cooter causes Cancer" becomes an excuse and meme.

My college DID NOT provide an anti-pussy eating pamphlet. All I was ever told about HPV was that you could pass it on, but as a guy you had nothing to worry about. I don't have it, my wife doesn't have it, but I had college acquaintances who bragged about spreading HPV to other girls. I don't wish ill on anyone, but maybe they'll get their comeuppance for spreading a disease.

And it is juvenile and not even funny, but it makes you wonder if a woman could get throat cancer from sucking too much cock, and admitting "Yup. Too much cock sucking".

I think this post needs some context for those who don't follow celebrity news sources.

[Luke]

I think this post needs some context for those who don't follow celebrity news sources.

Super hungry superstar says throat cancer caused by an STD?