Random Thoughts Thread

[J T]

I will now attempt to impersonate a serial killer doing standup comedy...

Q: How do you make a plumber cry?
A: Murder his entire family.

Knock Knock
Who's There?
A distraction
A distraction who?
I'm behind you with the piano wire. HAHAHA! *shik*
(this one's usually only funny to me)

A man once said to me that "the pen is mightier than the sword." His argument was swiftly disproven.

Q: Why is the fine for manslaughter so high?
A: Because it's worth it.

The judge said it was no laughing matter that I had cut my victim's leg off, but I found it to be humerus.

You might think my jokes are tasteless, but I once made a man laugh his head off. It sounded like "ha ha ha ha ha slash thump".

[Ack]

Q: How do you get a clown to stop laughing?
A: You hit him in the face with an axe.

You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

I once decapitated a man because I wanted to get ahead in life.

[elmagicochrisg]

Some good advice: don't quit your day jobs just yet...

[J T]

I once decapitated a man because I wanted to get ahead in life.

Do you know why your victim didn't go to his school prom?
He had no body to go with him.

[J T]

Some good advice: don't quit your day jobs just yet...

Some better advice: don't heckle serial killer comics.

[elmagicochrisg]

Hmm, touché...

[Ack]

I once decapitated a man because I wanted to get ahead in life.

Do you know why your victim didn't go to his school prom?
He had no body to go with him.

I'm pretty sure he was also dead tired.

[fastbilly1]

I once decapitated a man because I wanted to get ahead in life.

Do you know why your victim didn't go to his school prom?
He had no body to go with him.

I'm pretty sure he was also dead tired.

Way to rock a Commando reference.

[Ack]

I'm pretty sure he was also dead tired.

Way to rock a Commando reference.

Hey, sometimes you just gotta let off some steam, Fastbilly.

[fastbilly1]

So the 3d file structure used in Jurassic Park is actually real. It is called fsn and was for IRIX. Which is just amusing to me.