What Made you Smile/What Ticked you off Today?

[Luke]

Frown: Here's a piece of advice. Never, ever try to even out your sideburns while in the shower, without a mirror. You will end up with super uneven sideburns and a bloody ear.

[indecks]

update on the idiot trying to open the door:

It was some local biz guy bringing us donuts. Round Rock Donuts.

pwned.

[Luke]

update on the idiot trying to open the door:

It was some local biz guy bringing us donuts. Round Rock Donuts.

pwned.

That is laugh out loud funny.

[BRIK]

update on the idiot trying to open the door:

It was some local biz guy bringing us donuts. Round Rock Donuts.

pwned.

I feel your pain on the general principle though. Had an old guy try to get into my shop at 8.45 the other day, when he couldn't get the door open he just stood there staring at me and co-workers for 15 minutes straight, as if to be intimidating.
Turned out we didn't even stock what he was after.

[BoneSnapDeez]

When I worked at Staples, every Sunday morning the geriatrics started lining up half an hour before the place opened. Some would knock on the windows and shit. Drove me crazy.

[MrPopo]

Smile: Finished writing my speeches for my bro-in-laws wedding. Some people don't like speaking in public, I relish it.

Oh man I don't know how you do it. I'd be panicking if someone asked me to speak in public.

Aren't you a teacher?

[REPO Man]

Mega Smile: There's a My Little Pony movie coming to theaters in June!

Mega WHO CARES? Call me when something that DOESN'T make the Powerpuff Girls look like Rambo gets a big-screen adaptation. Unless it's Hamtaro, cuz hamsters are adorable and totes trump plastic girly horse statues.

[flex wood]

Smile: Finished writing my speeches for my bro-in-laws wedding. Some people don't like speaking in public, I relish it.

Oh man I don't know how you do it. I'd be panicking if someone asked me to speak in public.

Aren't you a teacher?

Children don't count as people obviously.

[Luke]

My wife has been state teacher of the year, has lectured at UNC, and is her school go to rep. Speaking to a crowd of friends and family isn't her thing. It's an "out of your element" thing for some people when it comes to private speeches.

I'm always out of my element, so I'm not bad at public or private speeches.

There is "doing your job" and then there is "trying to please a crowd". Big, big difference.

[o.pwuaioc]

Oh man I don't know how you do it. I'd be panicking if someone asked me to speak in public.

Aren't you a teacher?

Children don't count as people obviously.

Not until they're 21.