Favorite Movie Quotes

[Forlorn Drifter]

"What in the hellll do you want?"
"What do you think I want you mean old bastard, I want a room."
-From Dusk till Dawn

"No, those were not psychos. Psychos don't explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!!"
-From Dusk till Dawn

The Conan quote from the first post. Arguably one of the best ever.

There's a bunch, just can't remember the movies for most. A lot of ones we have are from obscure movies that most don't know.

[o.pwuaioc]

Yippee ki yay, motherfucker.

1. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

2. Jesus

1. You said it man, and nobody fucks with the Jesus!

[Luke]

Here's looking at you, kid.

[foxhound1022]

"Why does he have his hat pulled down like that?"

"He's fuck ugly."

"Or, he doesn't want you to see his face."

"Because he's fuck ugly!"

[Weekend_Warrior]

"My fucking wife has an ass in her cock!" - Boogie Nights

"Dude, that goalie was PISSED about something!" - Freddy vs Jason

"If you bump the table again I'm gonna kick your fucking heart out!" - House Party

"You guys are crazy, man. Y'all are all whoo-hoo an shit!" - Airheads

"How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains!?" - Napoleon Dynamite

"A family member dies and then you insult me... what the hell is the matter with you anyway?" - Ferris Bueller's Day Off

"Hey look, there's a woman fucking a polar bear!" - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

"That's why I like these high school girls - I get older, they stay the same age!" - Dazed and Confused

"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school!" - Fight Club

"People say crazy shit during sex. One time I called this chick mom!" - Clerks

"If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor he'd be pralines and dick!" - Wayne's World

"You fuck with my friend, you fuck with me. And if you fuck with me, you fuck with YOU!" - Beautiful Girls

*Looking at crashed up car* "My dad, he's a tv repairman - ultimate set of tools. I can fix it!" - Fast Times at Ridgemont High

[fastbilly1]

"Years ago my mother used to say to me, she'd say, "In this world, Elwood, you must be" - she always called me Elwood - "In this world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant." Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. You may quote me. "
Elwood P Dowd played by Jimmy Stewart in Harvey - 1950

"What was I supposed to do - call him for cheating better than me, in front of the others? "
Doyle Lonnegan played by Robert Shaw in The Sting - 1973

"Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot. I implore you, send him back to his father and brothers, who are waiting for him with open arms in the penitentiary. I suggest that we give him ten years in Leavenworth, or eleven years in Twelveworth. "
Rufus T. Firefly played by Groucho Marxs in Duck Soup - 1933

"Look, Sammy, I'm not a very good shot...
[holds up his huge revolver]
...but the Samaritan here uses really big bullets. "
Hellboy, played by Ron Perlmen in Hellboy - 2004

[prfsnl_gmr]

"I used to be legit. I was too legit. I was too legit to quit...but now I'm not legit. I'm unlegit...And for that reason, I must quit."

Rod Kimble, Hot Rod (2007)

[pocket]

"You're on a gravy train with biscuit wheels."

[Luke]

Not my favorite quotes, but...


"Remember when I said I would kill you last? ... I lied."
-Ahhnuld, COMMANDO

"Pizza Dude's got thirty seconds"- Mikey, TMNT

"No wheezing the juice!" - Clerk, ENCINO MAN

"That's why I called him crippy boy" - Randall, CLERKS 2

"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega" - Brodie, MALLRATS

"In a row?" -Customer, CLERKS

"I know" - Han Solo, TESB

"What?" - Otto, THE SIMPSONS MOVIE

"Everyday is a beautiful day"- Elwood P. Dowd, HARVEY

"You're alright Larusso"- Johnny, THE KARATE KID

"Now go home and get your f***ing shine box" - Bill, GOODFELLAS

"They look like big, strong hands" - Rock Biter, THE NEVER ENDING STORY

"Yuck, I stepped in the poopy" -Jar Jar, TPM

"Her name was Abby something" Eye-gor, YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN

"You keep saying that word. I don't think you know what it means" - A.Montoya, APBride

"Anybody wanna peanut?"- Fezzik, APBride

"Holy Jesus. What are these goddamn animals? "- R.Duke, EAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS

"She has eyes that folks adore so,
And a torso even more so"- Groucho, A NIGHT AT THE CIRCUS

I could go on and on.

[BurningDoom]

"I can see you right now in the kitchen bending a hot stove, but I can't see the stove."

Groucho Marx to Margaret Dumont in Duck Soup.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJn-nSAQ-no