So I was the attempted Victim of a phone scam today

[TheRev]

I interrupt them and ask "Have you accepted Jesus as your Lord and Savior?"

Almost every one hangs up

May I take a moment to tell you about the Dude? Who is taking it easy for all us Sinners?

They shouldn't have pissed on his rug man, it really tied to the Room together

[TheBrick]

I interrupt them and ask "Have you accepted Jesus as your Lord and Savior?"

Almost every one hangs up

"Hello, trojan condom factory, fun now kids never, how may we help you?"

[flex wood]

I interrupt them and ask "Have you accepted Big Baby Jesus as your Lord and Savior?"

Almost every one hangs up

FTFY

[AznKhmerBoi]

Ohh man i wish you did then it would of been a hellish funny story for your post.

[Hazerd]

I dont think people who are computer/technology savy have to worry about these scams like this, i just worry for older people. But i dont feel sorry for people MY AGE who fall for this shit we grew up with technology, people in their 20's and 30's shouldnt be ignorant to this stuff.

[WrathOskvro]

I did this to one of those "Microsoft" scammers. I could have easily kept it going but I got bored too quick.

[Luke]

Scams can be detected with a tad of common sense.

Concerning "Have you accepted Jesus?": True story, I was once gently rear ended at a red light, maybe three or four years ago. Zero damage to either car, and the impact was a light "thud". I turn on my hazard lights, step out of my car as the guy who hit me gets out of his car and apologizes. Right after his apology he said something close to "I'm glad you are okay. But are you okay with Jesus?".

I would not be surprised if the guy goes around town bumping people to see if they are Christians are not.

The world is full of weirdos.

[Haoie]

Never had that happen to me thankfully. I think I got 1 of those scam callers at my work though.

Scambaiting is hilarious! 419eater is an amusing website for the Nigerian scams.

[Erik_Twice]

Right after his apology he said something close to "I'm glad you are okay. But are you okay with Jesus?".

Haha. That's so funny yet so likely

[jinx]

Scams can be detected with a tad of common sense.

Concerning "Have you accepted Jesus?": True story, I was once gently rear ended at a red light, maybe three or four years ago. Zero damage to either car, and the impact was a light "thud". I turn on my hazard lights, step out of my car as the guy who hit me gets out of his car and apologizes. Right after his apology he said something close to "I'm glad you are okay. But are you okay with Jesus?".

I would not be surprised if the guy goes around town bumping people to see if they are Christians are not.

The world is full of weirdos.

Haha! That reminds me of a guy that used to come into BestBuy passing around buisness cards for his church and asking people about Jesus. Nobody wanted to ask him to leave, until my manager (a hardcore atheist) marched up to him and told him to GTFO. He refused, so she took out her cell to call the cops. Dude went storming out screaming that we were all going to hell.

Good times...