There's a 60% chance that the sentiments expressed in the above post are not sincere, and the insincerity of said statements is proportional to the perceived retardation of the sentiment, and inversely proportional to the intelligence of the reader should he or she find the sentiment less than intelligent.
JT wrote:Yeah, like vampire aliens invade and hit us all with a ray beam that paralyzes all of our arms. The only way to deactivate the ray beam and fight back the vampire alien threat is with a complicated series of foot patterns on the device's control board that looks remarkably like a DDR pad. We will all praise this man for saving our lives and buy him a mountain of stuffed animals.