What Made you Smile/What Ticked you off Today?

[ExedExes]

House alarm went off while I was at work. Cops came to the house and looked around - no signs of foul play or an attempted break-in. I now think the alarm system has malfunctioned as I can't seem to turn it back on, we're gonna have to have it serviced. Balls.

Malfunctioned hell. I say it's the spirit of that dead moose messing with you.

But I thought it was a deer, but now it's really clear, got a major problem here

[Hobie-wan]

Malfunctioned hell. I say it's the spirit of that dead moose messing with you.

Well either that or the wildlife people were checking for phat lootz to go with their rotting moose.

[Hobie-wan]

But I thought it was a deer, but now it's really clear, got a major problem here

Man, I haven't heard that in a long time.

[BoneSnapDeez]

Malfunctioned hell. I say it's the spirit of that dead moose messing with you.

Hahahahaha maybe. There are actually tons of animal tracks in the snow here - deer, fox, coyote - maybe moose, I can't tell moose and deer tracks apart.......

Well either that or the wildlife people were checking for phat lootz to go with their rotting moose.

I live on a big ass farm, I assume the moose died acres away from the house. Otherwise I probably woulda seen it.

[o.pwuaioc]

Frown: Been friends with mjmjr25 for 3 years now. Found out today the guy's name is "Mick." He's been letting me call him "Mike" all this time and I feel like an idiot.

The Mike is a lie.

The cake is a lie.
The Mike is a lie.
Mike is a cake.

Sounds about right to me...

Fruitcake, maybe. You've seen him prancing around in skimpy clothes?

[SamuraiMegas]

MEGA FROWN- insanely sick.

[puke_face]

MEGA FROWN- insanely sick.

But well enough to be on the computer posting to a forum? Get your ass to bed, sir.

[SamuraiMegas]

I can't sleep anymore. I was woken up at 6:40 to check my temp, and slept till 8:40. Im laying on the couch with my laptop on my stomach while watching Invader Zim.
Edit: Jesus these Nicktoons commercials are epic.

[fastbilly1]

Terrible storm came through last night, funnel hit just north of us and destroyed a couple houses. My house was fine, just lost a twig tree and our flag pole. Twig tree will be dragged to the back of the house tonight, flagpole will lay there until I get a long break in the rain and can run the sabre saw out there. Right now its just raining like the dickens. A guy on my drive to work had the roof of his house pulled off like a tin can, and another lost half of his house, so we got lucky.

[Luke]

Glad to hear you are safe Fast.

Frown: Sick as a dog.

Smile: Should give me extra hours to tweak the charity transaction thread.

Frown: For now it's time for a few posts and then sleep.

Smile: The Princess Bride is a great movie to watch when falling in and out of sleep. That and the LOTR trilogy.