Stuff that is good / bad for your health...

[SteveyMajors]

So in short, anything tasty/enjoyable in any way is pure evil for you?

No matter what you are eating, you'll be closer to your death by the time you've finished.

[Hazerd]

No matter what you are eating, you'll be closer to your death by the time you've finished.

Im eating a Lean Pocket, how do i fair?

[Luke]

Im eating a Lean Pocket, how do i fair?

You're closer to having to be on the toilet.

[elmagicochrisg]

Well, since you guys are taking this thread so seriously, here's a picture...

Vegetarian ham with chicken flavor, because fuck you...

[prfsnl_gmr]

Well, since you guys are taking this thread so seriously, here's a picture...

Vegetarian ham with chicken flavor, because fuck you...

[Hobie-wan]

I've eaten a tofurkey before and while it was not bad, it sure as heck wasn't worth the price premium.

Well, since you guys are taking this thread so seriously, here's a picture...

Vegetarian ham with chicken flavor, because fuck you...

*Insert Jackie Chan's head is full of fuck here*

[SteveyMajors]

Im eating a Lean Pocket, how do i fair?

You're closer to having to be on the toilet.

Yeah, but what a ride to the toilet! Food in pocket form is typically awesome.

[BoneSnapDeez]

So in short, anything tasty/enjoyable in any way is pure evil for you?

No matter what you are eating, you'll be closer to your death by the time you've finished.

"Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent."
-R.D. Laing

[Ack]

Well, since you guys are taking this thread so seriously, here's a picture...

Vegetarian ham with chicken flavor, because fuck you...

It truly is a brave new world.

[Hazerd]

Well, since you guys are taking this thread so seriously, here's a picture...

Vegetarian ham with chicken flavor, because fuck you...

Closer to the toilet imo.