When you're freezing you can cut your wife / dog open and warm your hands and feet inside them.o.pwuaioc wrote:Wife, dog, air, shelter: these aren't items...
Or you could eat them. The wife and dog that is, not your hands or feet...
When you're freezing you can cut your wife / dog open and warm your hands and feet inside them.o.pwuaioc wrote:Wife, dog, air, shelter: these aren't items...

It was supposed to be some team-building exercise. I just filled out the list then let everyone else argue about it. I'm not much of a team-player, I suppose.dsheinem wrote:Where do you work that they think this is an important thing to spend time on?BurningDoom wrote:This was an exercise at work we had to do recently
Yes, I think it would be acceptable. Also, if it is cold, you can kill the knight and warm your hands inside of him; and then eat him when you are warmed up.Opa Opa wrote:Would an axe-wielding knight be an acceptable combination? You'd save space!Breetai wrote:You're right. A knight should been the first thing you need in any emergency, especially if you are stranded in a northern forest. It should not have been grouped with an axe and hatchet like that! Clearly it is its own item.

You stealer you...Breetai wrote:Yes, I think it would be acceptable. Also, if it is cold, you can kill the knight and warm your hands inside of him; and then eat him when you are warmed up.Opa Opa wrote:Would an axe-wielding knight be an acceptable combination? You'd save space!Breetai wrote:You're right. A knight should been the first thing you need in any emergency, especially if you are stranded in a northern forest. It should not have been grouped with an axe and hatchet like that! Clearly it is its own item.
