BurningDoom wrote:I cut the roof of my mouth right behind my front teeth with a piece of a taco shell. It really hurt with the addition of Spicy Baja Sauce.
prfsnl_gmr wrote:There is nothing feigned about it. What I wrote is a display of actual moral superiority.
BurningDoom wrote:I cut the roof of my mouth right behind my front teeth with a piece of a taco shell. It really hurt with the addition of Spicy Baja Sauce.
That's actually pretty funny.
But I get where BD is coming from. One thing I hate more than a paper cut is damaging the roof of my mouth. Molten lava hot pizza destroying the roof of your mouth is the worst.
Luke wrote:One thing I hate more than a paper cut is damaging the roof of my mouth. Molten lava hot pizza destroying the roof of your mouth is the worst.
I agree. I also hate when I accidentally bite the side of my mouth while chewing something.
gtmtnbiker wrote:
I agree. I also hate when I accidentally bite the side of my mouth while chewing something.
I do that, and sometimes bite on my tongue in my sleep if I'm nervous. Almost every night before a presentation to the board of directors, I'll wake up while biting my tongue. It's painful and super gross to wake up with blood on your pillow.
I'll probably end up buying a mouth guard since next year's budget is coming up.
Luke wrote:One thing I hate more than a paper cut is damaging the roof of my mouth. Molten lava hot pizza destroying the roof of your mouth is the worst.
I agree. I also hate when I accidentally bite the side of my mouth while chewing something.
And then it swells a bit, so of course you end up biting it a few more times before it heals.
prfsnl_gmr wrote:There is nothing feigned about it. What I wrote is a display of actual moral superiority.
Luke wrote:Molten lava hot pizza destroying the roof of your mouth is the worst.
I do this pretty damn often as well. So often I'm starving by the time a delivery happens because I was really hungry when the pizza was ordered in the first place, or if I'm cooking one in my oven the smell breaks my brain and I can't wait. Dangly bits of the charred roof of your mouth for the next few days sucks.
Luke wrote:Molten lava hot pizza destroying the roof of your mouth is the worst.
I do this pretty damn often as well. So often I'm starving by the time a delivery happens because I was really hungry when the pizza was ordered in the first place, or if I'm cooking one in my oven the smell breaks my brain and I can't wait. Dangly bits of the charred roof of your mouth for the next few days sucks.
I take a paper towel or piece of cloth and scrape all the blistered skin off if that happens. It hurts, but then I don't have the dangly bits aggravating me for days.
prfsnl_gmr wrote:There is nothing feigned about it. What I wrote is a display of actual moral superiority.