Racketman Adventures Episode 9: How to Valentine (post 80)

[mjmjr25]

Episode 2: How to Football

Footballing is soooo easy, lol. Racketman could play professionally, but no teams will let him play offense and defense at the same time, so until that day comes, he'll teach you kids the ropes.

Lesson 1: Offense is much more important than defense because there are more positions to play.

Position 1: Thrower

Position 2: Catcher

Position 3: Defensive Defender Guy

Position 4: Special Teams

Position 5: Goal Scorer Celebrator

[noiseredux]

Special Teams made me lulz for real.

[Hobie-wan]

It may be 4:30 in the afternoon, but I was not prepared for this so early in the day.

[SamuraiMegas]

That's some sexy outfit you have there
But dearest Racketman, you must teach us how to game like a true rackateer!

[Opa Opa]

When can I expect Episode 3: Stock tips and dragon slaying?

[Blu]

Special teams certainly got me. Are you doing all the photography on your own Racketman, or do you have a designated photographer sidekick?

[mjmjr25]

There is a lady who lives with Racketman, her only duty is to photograph him at all times, in case he wanders into a "teachable moment". She also does his laundry and cooks his food and raises his children and draws handlebar mustaches on him when he goes to 1930's English boxing clubs.

Stock tip 1: Buy shares in all the big internet sites - Racketman knows a sure thing: Myspace, AOL, to name a couple big hitters very soon (keep quiet on this, no insider tradings, lol haha)

Stock tip 2: Stuff like gold and oil will keep getting bought and used and will run out, so it's pretty worthless. Sell it if you got it. Take that money and buy all the current gen new releases like NBA 2K14 as long term investments.

Racketman Adventure 3 will take on Luke's pumpking challenge, as well as a broad jump and some unicycling tips.

[SamuraiMegas]

Aww you won't teach us how to game like real racketeers?

[dsheinem]

[Luke]

Dearest Racketman,

You cannot catch a football that is already on the ground, a few feet away from you.