Racketman Adventures Episode 9: How to Valentine (post 80)

[Luke]

Racketman: The man with the most spare time on Earth.

[DinnerX]

Racketman > Bear Grylls

[mjmjr25]

Racketman > Bear Grylls

That reminds of me of this exchange I recall from about 2 minutes ago:

Great tips again, Racketman! Big fan!!

Whatevs, go drink yr own piss, hack.

[Hobie-wan]

So the part where strange mushrooms were found and eaten at the beginning of the adventure were censored out?

[DinnerX]

So the part where strange mushrooms were found and eaten at the beginning of the adventure were censored out?

I blame this on those dreadful Mario games. Thank goodness he didn't find any turtles.

[brunoafh]

mjmjr25 confirmed for heaviest drug user on the forums?

[cookie monster]

That has to be the saddest bears tailgate party i have ever seen.
Remember ask an adult for help when lighting a fire since your wife ain;t there to put you out

[retrosportsgamer]

So who is working on the lyrics to Racketman (to the tune of Rocketman of course)?

[Stark]

That has to be the saddest bears tailgate party i have ever seen.
Remember ask an adult for help when lighting a fire since your wife ain;t there to put you out

Wife? Racketman has had to reject all that he loves and holds dear, lest they be kidnapped by his evil archnemesis, Tex Tutor.

[Luke]

So, any ideas or tips you folks need? Racketman is an expert hunter fisherman cook lover athlete everything.

Dearest Racketman,

I come before you humbled, for your infinite wisdom in search of ideas and tips as I seek new knowledge. Bestow upon me your advice on how to allow peace most triumphant between Gary Bettman and the NHLPA. Doth thou have a solution?


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