Who are you trying to bait with this one?Pulsar_t wrote:Why are Michael Biehns movies so terrible?
Movie Cliche' #32: Clumsy Passionate Sex
We've all seen this scene. An actor and actress are ready for a feast of fornication only to headbutt each other, knock something off the nightstand, nail someones head on the headboard, miss the bed entirely, or once on the bed falling off of it.
The last folly is the one I see way too much of. For two people who really want to go at it, they're not very good at it. There's only one reason to roll over during sex, and it can easily be achieved in a twin bed (considering the couple involved are of average size). Forgive me if there is a sex move devoted to an alligator's death roll, but it's not anything I would like to try.
And who in real life has fallen off the bed during sex? If you have, I can assure you that you are doing something terribly wrong.
