How to describe the Drunk Bastard? It's a guy blundering through a game while taking shots of (x) for each occurance of (y), and in this case it's a shot of Jack for each hit.
Drunk CONTRA
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elmagicochrisg
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Re: Drunk CONTRA
Shoot that sweet spot.
Look at that.
It's right at the bottom.
It's like a fucking vagina.
Shoot that fucking sweet spot.
Yeah, oh yeah !!!

Almost sounded like Stifler playing...
Look at that.
It's right at the bottom.
It's like a fucking vagina.
Shoot that fucking sweet spot.
Yeah, oh yeah !!!
Almost sounded like Stifler playing...

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Re: Drunk CONTRA
Thanks for giving it a go. As the first of a series I may or may not continue, I'm treating this as a test for what works and what doesn't. What I'll probably do for the next one is already be sort of drunk and either see how far I can get or see if I can accomplish some trivial goal.
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Re: Drunk CONTRA
I've been kicking around the idea of doing drunken video game videos.....and you just TOOK IT FROM ME!!!
I kid I kid.
This is awesome though. In fact this is kinda what I would envision doing myself. Except I'm not so sure about a specific goal in mind (more like just playing and beating the game myself). I like how you take shots after you die, but that would just kill my ass quickly. I'm more of the guy that has booze and drinks it as I play it. BTW I can't stand SoCo anymore. Unless it's the 100 proof stuff, but even then I'm like "blaaargh". Although Sailor Jerry I'm partial too.
+ one for the May Payne dream ramble.
I kid I kid.
This is awesome though. In fact this is kinda what I would envision doing myself. Except I'm not so sure about a specific goal in mind (more like just playing and beating the game myself). I like how you take shots after you die, but that would just kill my ass quickly. I'm more of the guy that has booze and drinks it as I play it. BTW I can't stand SoCo anymore. Unless it's the 100 proof stuff, but even then I'm like "blaaargh". Although Sailor Jerry I'm partial too.
+ one for the May Payne dream ramble.
