What Made you Smile/What Ticked you off Today?

[Luke]

Then after hitting up a few stores we go to our favorite Mexican restaurant. The waiter forgot part of our order (fucking cheese dip) and we couldn't get their attention until we were already full off of the rest of our meal so we had to get it "to go".

Why one would not simply stand and say directly to the first employee encountered "Excuse me, they forgot our cheese dip.." is beyond me, but thinking of what Groo the Wanderer would do in that situation made me smile.

Remember, it is "fucking cheese dip", not your everyday go about smiling happy making nice cheese dip. "Fucking Cheese Dip" as the name suggests, does not fuck around.

Corn tortilla chips? Fuck 'em.

Blue corn chips? Fucking want to be foodie.

Potato chips? You must be out of your non Fucking cheese dip mind.

There are only three things that should be dipped in Fucking Cheese Dip:

1 strip of Fucking Bacon
2 strips of Fucking Bacon
3 strips of Fucking Bacon

[cookie monster]

Why one would not simply stand and say directly to the first employee encountered "Excuse me, they forgot our cheese dip.." is beyond me

Neither of us had the balls to do it. Quite literally.

I never get to complain if they forget my food cause i threatened to assult a taco bell employee over a messed up chalupa.

[SamuraiMegas]

Another Smile- a friend who I told about the hand shakes saw what happened and has it on video

[Stark]

Why one would not simply stand and say directly to the first employee encountered "Excuse me, they forgot our cheese dip.." is beyond me

Neither of us had the balls to do it. Quite literally.

Ha! This is almost signature worthy.

[MrPopo]

Another Smile- a friend who I told about the hand shakes saw what happened and has it on video

Now all you need is Fox News and you have a sensational and completely pointless story.

[Stark]

Another Smile- a friend who I told about the hand shakes saw what happened and has it on video

Now all you need is Fox News and you have a sensational and completely pointless story.

I thought about making a joke about Parkinson's but it seemed to be in bad taste.

[SamuraiMegas]

Creeped out- I asked why he had me on video and didn't respond

[sevin0seven]

smile: Veggie Chips are actually......tasty.

[D.D.D.]

smile: Veggie Chips are actually......tasty.

Sweet potato chips are pretty damn good.

[Ack]

Another Smile- a friend who I told about the hand shakes saw what happened and has it on video

Now all you need is Fox News and you have a sensational and completely pointless story.

I thought about making a joke about Parkinson's but it seemed to be in bad taste.

I spent a month as a waiter on night shift at Waffle House. A guy started shaking while signing his name on his receipt, so I asked if he was cold. He stared at me coldly and said, "I have Parkinson's." All I could say was, "Well, shit."