Post a picture of yourself...no not a damn mug

[Luke]

I see (3) things worth noting in that photo:

1) Luke is pointing again, at whom I believe to be Bunk Moreland from the Wire.
2) Luke has some serious moose knuckle goin' on.
3) Luke's wife is very wholesome and pretty.

I want to go on vacation with you.

1) I can't confirm or deny that.
2) Apparently "Hot as balls" is a real thing.
3) She is even more stunning in person. Plus she degrades me a lot in a cute Southern accent that would make the entire forum smile.

[Luke]

I see (3) things worth noting in that photo:

1) Luke is pointing again, at whom I believe to be Bunk Moreland from the Wire.
2) Luke has some serious moose knuckle goin' on.
3) Luke's wife is very wholesome and pretty.

My wife thinks this post is one of the funniest things ever for some reason.

"What is with your balls?".

She also added "If by wholesome he means in shape, healthy, ant tight tell him thanks!".

No jokes about my wife's tightness.

[TEKTORO]

Who is this guy?...

[noiseredux]

I love you Tektoro.

[TEKTORO]

I love you Tektoro.

I had to do it man you guys were probably wondering, now I wont be a complete stranger.

If you look at the score on the left and look at the pic to the right, totally went from 0 to Hero.. See kids dreams are possible.

[SpaceBooger]

My neighbors had between 60-80 people over on Saturday, and my wife and I were the only honkeys. I made probably 30 new friends and ate like a king. They smoked a whole hog and a few chickens, plus all the sides you could imagine. Grilled corn, greens, fresh salad, pasta salad with jumbo shrimp and cracked pepper, sliced home grown tomatoes, and more.

The DJ was great as well. All the classic soul hits that it felt like he was playing a soundtrack. Everyone couldn't have been nicer, and even got my wife to dance. The DJ area and bar was separated as my neighbor explained "I like to keep the drinking folk and church folk apart", and it worked perfectly.

In the pic I'm pointing to my neighbor Will, and my pic does not do his house justice. That place is both huge and gorgeous. His son Jeff is to my camera right, and niece Rolanda to my camera left. My wife is pretty easy to spot.

My face doesn't usually look that fat (but yes, I'm a tall drink of water):

Is that an Cleveland Indians hat you are wearing?

[Michi]

If you look at the score on the left and look at the pic to the right, totally went from 0 to Hero.. See kids dreams are possible.

I don't know. That homemade Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles shirt is pretty sweet.

[mjmjr25]

Question to noise:

D00d! Did you see TittyTek's pic! lulz, love that kid. Literally, luv him. Would it be weird if I said I loved him in the thread tho?

His response:

Hey Kristy, did we ship Mike those George Michael CD's yet?

Then this 3 secs later:

I love you Tektoro.

So for what it's worth, I loved you first bro.

[s1mplehumar]

Baby Christopher @ 3 months and some change

[Luke]

Is that an Cleveland Indians hat you are wearing?

Kind of. It's a Kinston Indians hat, a farm team that was here in Eastern NC. A personal booth on the first base line, with a waitress was less than ten bucks a person, and pitchers of beer were eight bucks. Gonna miss that team, and "Historic Grainger Stadium".