Random Thoughts Thread

[J T]

I changed my broken iPod's name to Titanic. It syncs now.

[DinnerX]

A cannibal walks into a bar. The waiter says "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here."

[J T]

A cannibal walks into a bar. The waiter says "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here."

I know that guy. He has a wife and ate kids.

He was so frustrated with the bar tender, he threw up his hands.

[RyaNtheSlayA]

[BoringSupreez]

My sleep schedule seems to be warping to match my work schedule. I usually start work in the mid-afternoon, and go until 10 PM. I've been staying up until 2 or 3 AM, and waking up at 11. Only problem is, businesses and libraries around here do not have hours friendly to mine.

[AppleQueso]

I have now joined the rankings of Ballziest racketeers.

[J T]

My brother told me he wants to be a doctor, but I told him "You can never do it. You don't have the patients."

[CRTGAMER]

A cannibal walks into a bar. The waiter says "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here."

I know that guy. He has a wife and ate kids.

He was so frustrated with the bar tender, he threw up his hands.

Anyone notice just a minute apart on the snappy comeback?

So why is the doctor practicing?

[J T]

Whoa, for a second there I forgot how to throw a boomerang, but then it came back to me.

[DinnerX]

A cannibal walks into a bar. The waiter says "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here."

I know that guy. He has a wife and ate kids.

He was so frustrated with the bar tender, he threw up his hands.

He was quite upset. The bartender disagreed with him.

My sleep schedule seems to be warping to match my work schedule. I usually start work in the mid-afternoon, and go until 10 PM. I've been staying up until 2 or 3 AM, and waking up at 11. Only problem is, businesses and libraries around here do not have hours friendly to mine.

Maybe you could try going straight to bed when you got home? It might help. Although if you're like me, you're too awake to actually fall asleep at 10 PM.