Random Thoughts Thread

[Luke]

Because inevitably people will try to park in that angled spot in the exact wrong way by not following the huge pointy arrows painted on the ground.

Always find it amusing when people go the wrong way and then honk at me. Like you mentioned, it is fairly simple: Follow the HUGE pointy arrows.

Also:



You tell 'em Jordy.

[J T]

I tried to create a dramatic stage production based on my favorite puns, but all I could come up with was a play on words.

[J T]

I submitted ten of my favorite puns to a pun contest in hopes that one would win, but no pun in ten did.

[DinnerX]

I got up early once, but I wasn't there, so I had to come back later.

[J T]

The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

[J T]

I give away dead batteries, free of charge.

[DinnerX]

Two wrongs never make a right, but three lefts do.

[J T]

I would tell you my secret joke about Miracle Whip, but I don't want it to spread.

[J T]

I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.

[J T]

I had to quit my food tasting job because I just had too much on my plate.