I am a drunken vixen who loves to bake kangaroos

Post by **Forlorn Drifter** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 9:35 pm

I'm a stimulated fishstick that loves to worship women.

Hmm. Stimulated fishstick sounds much worse now that I think about it...

Website · Post by **scarper** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 10:06 pm

I am a pawslutty butt who loves to climb toilets.

Post by **Pabstblueribbon** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 10:18 pm

I am a buff chick magnet that loves to orally explore beavers.

so accurate.

Post by **o.pwuaioc** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 10:26 pm

CFFJR wrote:I am a cock heavy stompslut who loves to fatten Mexico.

Huh, how about that.

What's a stompslut?

Post by **Overload** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 2:40 am

I guess I'm a sexy vixen who loves to explore dildos.