What Made you Smile/What Ticked you off Today?

[Luke]

Look into renting a place in lake anna va. They have all kinds of romantic things to do like wine tours, walks, antiques, flea markets and presidents homes near by.

Our anniversary falls on a Wednesday, and we already have plans for the weekend. Thanks for the suggestion though.

Since my wife has no clue about this site, I guess it couldn't hurt to divulge a little. I spoke with a friend who is somewhat of a prolific artist, and we're putting together a book for my wife's anniversary. Basically it will be a 100 page book depicting my wife and I as stick figures, going through the "special" moments in our life together.

Kind of sounds silly, but trust me, it will be super bad ass. Not going to say what I paid (I will say it is well over a buck a page), but the artist did cut me somewhat of a "deal", and the book is promised to be here by Tuesday.

I'm really excited about this. Just hours ago I had no clue what to get my wife, and now I have the perfect inedible gift.

[cookie monster]

Look into renting a place in lake anna va. They have all kinds of romantic things to do like wine tours, walks, antiques, flea markets and presidents homes near by.

Our anniversary falls on a Wednesday, and we already have plans for the weekend. Thanks for the suggestion though.

Since my wife has no clue about this site, I guess it couldn't hurt to divulge a little. I spoke with a friend who is somewhat of a prolific artist, and we're putting together a book for my wife's anniversary. Basically it will be a 100 page book depicting my wife and I as stick figures, going through the "special" moments in our life together.

Kind of sounds silly, but trust me, it will be super bad ass. Not going to say what I paid (I will say it is well over a buck a page), but the artist did cut me somewhat of a "deal", and the book is promised to be here by Tuesday.

I'm really excited about this. Just hours ago I had no clue what to get my wife, and now I have the perfect inedible gift.

Wow that is awesome i am so

[Luke]

Smile: Ran into an old college friend/fling while at the grocery store this afternoon. She looks great and is going back for her masters in cdfr. Proud of her for getting out of what she was into, and is back on the right track. That in mind I wouldn't be shocked if she asked me to lick coke off her nipples.

Frown: Not sure how happy my wife will be when she finds out I invited her over for dinner and drinks.

[Stark]

Smile: Ran into an old college friend/fling while at the grocery store this afternoon. She looks great and is going back for her masters in cdfr. Proud of her for getting out of what she was into, and is back on the right track. That in mind I wouldn't be shocked if she asked me to lick coke off her nipples.

Frown: Not sure how happy my wife will be when she finds out I invited her over for dinner and drinks.

Dangerous territory my friend.

[s1mplehumar]

^ Wow. That's just asking for it. I thought you were smart, Luke?

[RyaNtheSlayA]

I don't think you thought your plan through Luke.

[s1mplehumar]

Coke n nips will get you every time. Hey, I'm a guy, and I've learned to just get the heck out of dodge with encounters like that. The past is the past.

[mjmjr25]

Yeah, intentional attempt at humorful posting aside - the reality is, inviting her over is really inconsiderate to yr wife man. Your insinuating you've done these things w/her (former fling) in the past...and then invited her to yr wife's home w/o asking yr wife first? Dunno man, seems pretty sketchy - at best. Might want to call her up and cancel (at a minimum).

Like s1mple said, past is past - we've all done silly things, sounds like this gal is moving on from them, hopefully you can too.

[Luke]

Dangerous territory my friend.

Don't want to go all "my college days were SO crazy". but it's fair to say I probably boinked (hate to use that term, but it is fitting) 90% of the girls in my apartment building. That's not bragging as I'm sure other guys boinked the same girls.

So yeah, dangerous territory indeed as my wife automatically assumes that when I introduce her to another woman, that I sexed her up (Color me bad indeed). My wife is more than cool with it, at least so she says.

In my experience, my wife would rather meet friends I slept with over than having to spend ten hour shopping sprees with my Sister and Mother. I think tonight will be a fun experience...as long as I don't suggest strip UNO.

edit*
I put on my thinking cap (it takes me some time), and tonight is either going to play out as one of those hilarious Woody Allen movies, or one of those awful Woody Allen movies. I should have checked with my wife first, but my thinking cap was at home. I should have told my wife that my friend isn't just stopping by, but has moved back in town. Again, my cap wasn't upon my cranium.

BUT!

I think as long as my friend doesn't get too touchy (fuck. we did kiss each others cheek in the grocery store, and we both are huge flirts), and I don't stare at my friend's assets, all will be fine.

Shit. This is bad idea jeans.

[noiseredux]

out of curiosity, what's your wife's feelings on telling an internet forum about all the girls you "boinked"?