JerryTerrifying's Dank Pit of Despair

[PixelPunk]

Your plush Bomberman and small Hello Kitty pin make me sparkle with joy....and I'm a 24 year old male. Is this normal?

[JerryTerrifying]

Handi-cap parking sign... pay phone... do you do any dumpster diving may i ask lol?

LOL At my last job I used to park in a handicap parking spot, with my Dad's old handi cap parking thing, because by the time I'd get there the closest parking spots were more than a quarter mile out from the gate. One night there was a nasty thunderstorm and that thing was barely hanging on so I just took it haha. I haven't dove into any dumpsters but when I see something interesting on the curb while out running I might come back with the car and pick it up.

The place I worked at was pretty hardcore with their parking and would boot cars. I got booted once and talked my way out of it. So after that I was like screw these jerks. I never parked in the best handicapped spots right up front and they never filled up. If people actually needed them I wouldn't have done it. The other thing was my job was very physically demanding and at the time I ran marathons so I'd run 15 - 25 miles before going into the job, would be on my feet dragging cargo containers off of jets for 5 -6 hours without any breaks and by the end of the night my feet would be killing me so bad I could barely walk. After the job was over you'd have to walk from my work area to the bus stop which was about a half mile, wait for a bus which usually took about 10 - 15 minutes, go through air port security, then walk from the gate to the parking then finally to your car. So anything I could to to make that suck less at the end of the night was awesome and if it pissed off the parking lot nazis that was a nice bonus.

[Luke]

LOL At my last job I used to park in a handicap parking spot, with my Dad's old handi cap parking thing, because by the time I'd get there the closest parking spots were more than a quarter mile out from the gate. One night there was a nasty thunderstorm and that thing was barely hanging on so I just took it haha. I haven't dove into any dumpsters but when I see something interesting on the curb while out running I might come back with the car and pick it up.

The place I worked at was pretty hardcore with their parking and would boot cars. I got booted once and talked my way out of it. So after that I was like screw these jerks. I never parked in the best handicapped spots right up front and they never filled up. If people actually needed them I wouldn't have done it. The other thing was my job was very physically demanding and at the time I ran marathons so I'd run 15 - 25 miles before going into the job, would be on my feet dragging cargo containers off of jets for 5 -6 hours without any breaks and by the end of the night my feet would be killing me so bad I could barely walk. After the job was over you'd have to walk from my work area to the bus stop which was about a half mile, wait for a bus which usually took about 10 - 15 minutes, go through air port security, then walk from the gate to the parking then finally to your car. So anything I could to to make that suck less at the end of the night was awesome and if it pissed off the parking lot nazis that was a nice bonus.

Rarely do people laugh and brag about actions that only douche nozzles commit. What if some asshole illegally took the last handicap parking spot when your Father needed it? Seriously, those spots are there for people who need it, not because you are lazy, late to work or because you are afraid to get wet. People who have lost limbs fighting for your freedom not only need those spots, they deserve them.

I'm sure if you can run 25 miles you can walk a quarter mile, and I'm also pretty sure your Father would be ashamed that you used his handi tag in the way you have done in the past. So please quit using the tag inappropriately, as some people (some with concealed weapons permits) find these action infuriating and have no qualms with confronting people who break the law so carelessly.

[JerryTerrifying]

LOL At my last job I used to park in a handicap parking spot, with my Dad's old handi cap parking thing, because by the time I'd get there the closest parking spots were more than a quarter mile out from the gate. One night there was a nasty thunderstorm and that thing was barely hanging on so I just took it haha. I haven't dove into any dumpsters but when I see something interesting on the curb while out running I might come back with the car and pick it up.

The place I worked at was pretty hardcore with their parking and would boot cars. I got booted once and talked my way out of it. So after that I was like screw these jerks. I never parked in the best handicapped spots right up front and they never filled up. If people actually needed them I wouldn't have done it. The other thing was my job was very physically demanding and at the time I ran marathons so I'd run 15 - 25 miles before going into the job, would be on my feet dragging cargo containers off of jets for 5 -6 hours without any breaks and by the end of the night my feet would be killing me so bad I could barely walk. After the job was over you'd have to walk from my work area to the bus stop which was about a half mile, wait for a bus which usually took about 10 - 15 minutes, go through air port security, then walk from the gate to the parking then finally to your car. So anything I could to to make that suck less at the end of the night was awesome and if it pissed off the parking lot nazis that was a nice bonus.

Rarely do people laugh and brag about actions that only douche nozzles commit. What if some asshole illegally took the last handicap parking spot when your Father needed it? Seriously, those spots are there for people who need it, not because you are lazy, late to work or because you are afraid to get wet. People who have lost limbs fighting for your freedom not only need those spots, they deserve them.

I'm sure if you can run 25 miles you can walk a quarter mile, and I'm also pretty sure your Father would be ashamed that you used his handi tag in the way you have done in the past. So please quit using the tag inappropriately, as some people (some with concealed weapons permits) find these action infuriating and have no qualms with confronting people who break the law so carelessly.

He had more than one parking permit and kept one in my car for when I'd drive him around. Also no one can take a parking spot from him as he's blind, if there wasn't any handicapped parking I'd drop him off at the door in his chair then park.

Did you really mean to threaten a person with a gun over a parking issue? Is that something you want to brag about? Do you feel like a big man because you can pass a two day course and get a CCP? Must feel cool to be a gun owner. I bet your dong is massive.

Confronting someone with a gun over a traffic violation is a much more serious crime and they'll find they won't have a CCP any longer, face some pretty stiff fines, probably never get their fire arm back and face possible jail time. committing a felony over a traffic crime would be a massively retarded thing to do bro. Especially at an Air Port in the middle of no where with customs agents bored as hell looking for any kind of bust. Last thing you want to do is mess with bored Federal agents. Those guys LOVED to go through the temp works ids looking for warrants just to have something to do. Stopping someone at an air port with a gun would be like a party for those dudes.

Everyone I know has a CCP including myself. My dipshit buddy pulled his gun on some one, never got it back, no longer has a CCP. Cops take it serious and don't particularly like citizens being armed. You might want to think a little bit about responsible gun ownership.

And more often than not the people that do have handicap parking tags have them because they're so massively fat and lazy they can't waddle up to wal mart to buy their bulk supply of little debbies' I have zero sympathy. I did more on a Monday morning before leaving for work than most of those ham wads did in an entire week. And like I said the handicap part of the lot was pretty huge, I'd park in the back and it was never more than a quarter full. If I was actually in anyway taking a space away from someone I wouldn't have done it.

[dsheinem]

And more often than not the people that do have handicap parking tags have them because they're so massively fat and lazy they can't waddle up to wal mart to buy their bulk supply of little debbies' I have zero sympathy. I did more on a Monday morning before leaving for work than most of those ham wads did in an entire week.

Spoken like a true asshole!

[AznKhmerBoi]

Wow nice stuff and very cozy room.

[JerryTerrifying]

And more often than not the people that do have handicap parking tags have them because they're so massively fat and lazy they can't waddle up to wal mart to buy their bulk supply of little debbies' I have zero sympathy. I did more on a Monday morning before leaving for work than most of those ham wads did in an entire week.

Spoken like a true asshole!

Dude I used to be 330lbs and it wasn't anyone's fault but my own. Instead of waiting for my knees or back to blow out like a fat lazy turd I started eating healthy and began running and weight training. I lost 150lbs in 9 months with a tiny bit of googling and a bit of will power.

With the exception of a very few rare cases people are fat and lazy because they don't know how to eat and are afraid to exercise. That type of pathetic behavior shouldn't be rewarded with premium parking spaces. Every time I see some 300lbs + person wheeling by smoking a cigarette, chugging a mountain dew and stuffing their faces with little Debbies I don't stop and thank them for filling up parking spots because they choose to live an unhealthy life style.

[JerryTerrifying]

Wow nice stuff and very cozy room.

Thanks man. It's a little to cozy I could use another room or two to store my collection of junk.

[dsheinem]

And more often than not the people that do have handicap parking tags have them because they're so massively fat and lazy they can't waddle up to wal mart to buy their bulk supply of little debbies' I have zero sympathy. I did more on a Monday morning before leaving for work than most of those ham wads did in an entire week.

Spoken like a true asshole!

Dude I used to be 330lbs and it wasn't anyone's fault but my own. Instead of waiting for my knees or back to blow out like a fat lazy turd I started eating healthy and began running and weight training. I lost 150lbs in 9 months with a tiny bit of googling and a bit of will power.

With the exception of a very few rare cases people are fat and lazy because they don't know how to eat and are afraid to exercise. That type of pathetic behavior shouldn't be rewarded with premium parking spaces. Every time I see some 300lbs + person wheeling by smoking a cigarette, chugging a mountain dew and stuffing their faces with little Debbies I don't stop and thank them for filling up parking spots because they choose to live an unhealthy life style.

So because a percentage of the population abuses handicapped parking spaces for "unhealthy life style" choices, it's okay for you to do it to?

[BoringSupreez]

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