what's your marital status?

[TheyCallMeTheSwede]

Single...as always, but I am glad I lost that virginity last year

[pakopako]

Classic

Naw. Classic would be this one.

A Bundy-ism I had Power-pointed and even framed... once...

You think I'm a loser?

Because I have a stinking job that I hate? A family that doesn't respect me? And a whole city that curses the day I was born? Well, that may mean loser to you, but let me tell you something...

Every day when I wake up in the morning, I know it's not going to get any better until I go back to sleep. So I get up.

I have my watered-down Tang and my still-frozen Pop Tart. I get in my car with no gas, no upholstery and six more payments. I fight honking traffic just for the privilege of putting cheap shoes onto the cloven hooves of people like you.

I'll never play football like I wanted to. I'll never know the touch of a beautiful woman. And I'll never know the joy of driving without a bag over my head.

But I am not a loser.

Because, despite it all, me and every other guy who'll never be what they wanted to be, is out there, being what we don't want to be, forty hours a week, for life.

And the fact that I didn't put a gun in my mouth, you pudding of a woman, makes me a winner!

[StuntDouble]

My girlfriend has been putting up with me for 5 years. I used to be anti-marriage, and didn't see the point of it, and was completely happy being single. Now though, I get sick at the thought of ever losing her. Crazy how that works.

Guess I better get up off my ass and pop the question one of these days.

[Inazuma]

My girlfriend has been putting up with me for 5 years. I used to be anti-marriage, and didn't see the point of it, and was completely happy being single. Now though, I get sick at the thought of ever losing her. Crazy how that works.

Guess I better get up off my ass and pop the question one of these days.

Sounds like a bad idea. If you are gonna do it, make sure you get a prenup.

[Jmustang1968]

My girlfriend has been putting up with me for 5 years. I used to be anti-marriage, and didn't see the point of it, and was completely happy being single. Now though, I get sick at the thought of ever losing her. Crazy how that works.

Guess I better get up off my ass and pop the question one of these days.

Sounds like a bad idea. If you are gonna do it, make sure you get a prenup.

Getting a prenup is setting your marriage up for failure. It is instilling a sense of mistrust from the get go. If I felt I needed to get a prenup before marrying, then I would probably need to reconsider my potential spouse.

[harper]

Getting a prenup is setting your marriage up for failure. It is instilling a sense of mistrust from the get go. If I felt I needed to get a prenup before marrying, then I would probably need to reconsider my potential spouse.

My thoughts exactly.

[Hobie-wan]

Getting a prenup is setting your marriage up for failure. It is instilling a sense of mistrust from the get go. If I felt I needed to get a prenup before marrying, then I would probably need to reconsider my potential spouse.

My thoughts exactly.

I almost posted this previously as well. Trust is one of the most important things IMHO. If you don't trust someone, they aren't very worthy of being a friend, much less your significant other or spouse.

[ninjainspandex]

Getting a prenup is setting your marriage up for failure. It is instilling a sense of mistrust from the get go. If I felt I needed to get a prenup before marrying, then I would probably need to reconsider my potential spouse.

My thoughts exactly.

I almost posted this previously as well. Trust is one of the most important things IMHO. If you don't trust someone, they aren't very worthy of being a friend, much less your significant other or spouse.

i think it really depends how rich you are

[StuntDouble]

Getting a prenup is setting your marriage up for failure. It is instilling a sense of mistrust from the get go. If I felt I needed to get a prenup before marrying, then I would probably need to reconsider my potential spouse.

My thoughts exactly.

I've never quite understood the point of a prenup. Like Jmustang said, why would I marry someone that I think may only be marrying me for money? Besides, I have nothing, and my girlfriend still loves me.

[Hobie-wan]

i think it really depends how rich you are

Screw gold diggers and people that buy friends.