How do you cut your toast?

[Hobie-wan]

Hello, my name is Hobie. I'm a barbarian.

No uncut? No vertical versus horizontal straight cut? What about people that make soldiers for soft boiled eggs? What kind of incomplete poll is this anyway?

[CRTGAMER]

I just remembered Blues Brothers, Jake or was it Earl the character that John Belushi played, that like plain white toast?

[BoringSupreez]

I just remembered Blues Brothers, Jake or was it Earl the character that John Belushi played, that like plain white toast?

It was Elwood that liked the toast. "Four fried chickens and a Coke. And some dry white toast please."

[elmagicochrisg]

What about people that make soldiers for soft boiled eggs?

Dip that bad boy...

[Zing]

Only a barbarian would eat his toast or sandwich uncut.

What's toast?...

I see you barbarians have yet to discover fire.

[Zing]

Hello, my name is Hobie. I'm a barbarian.

No uncut? No vertical versus horizontal straight cut? What about people that make soldiers for soft boiled eggs? What kind of incomplete poll is this anyway?

The poll is how do you cut your toast. Not, "do you cut your toast, and if so, in which direction?"

I debated the horizontal vs. vertical cut, but decided that no one on earth would intentionally cut their toast horizontally. That is just too weird.

[Hobie-wan]

I debated the horizontal vs. vertical cut, but decided that no one on earth would intentionally cut their toast horizontally. That is just too weird.

Bo-riiiiing.


Ah, there we go.


With some home made lime curd. Even better.

[Retrozoa]

Where is the option for people who like to cut their toast into silhouettes of famous presidents?

[Zing]

Where is the option for people who like to cut their toast into silhouettes of famous presidents?

[elmagicochrisg]

That's a raptor on top of an igloo, taking a dump while at the same time fucking another dino's cut off head...

Modern art. You gotta love it...