Don't Fap December

[o.pwuaioc]

/good thing I won't remember any of this.

FML -- why do I always have to check out new posts.

What are you on, man?

[Flake]

FML -- why do I always have to check out new posts.

What are you on, man?[/quote]

I don't know but it's good stuff. Have you ever seen the Sega items this guy has for sale? Amazing!

[Inazuma]

@BoneSnapDeez

Don't feel too bad about failing to meat the challenge. You gave it your best shot but it was just too hard for you. It takes a lot of balls to come clean and man up to your shortcomings like that. You are a fine member of this forum.

Cock.

Inazuma, you make the best penis puns out of everyone I know. Gives new meaning to when people say, "Inazuma's such a dick."

Thank you. I am the penis king. This may sound cocky, but no one can top me or even come close.

[Flake]

This may sound cocky, but no one can top me or even come close.

Shit. Why couldn't you have said that BEFORE I made your dating profile. That would have been golden!

[pakopako]

FML -- why do I always have to check out new posts.

What are you on, man?

I don't know but it's good stuff. Have you ever seen the Sega items this guy has for sale? Amazing

Yeah! Wait, I what..?

Dammit. This is why I can't have kids. Other than the illegitimate ones the government gave me once.

(Why does your Backloggery multitap say you've been going head-to-head with noiseredux for 42 years?)

[Original_Name]

Alright, halfway through the month and I'm still going strong, despite some pretty extreme tribulations. Made out with the girl of my dreams in her bed for three and a half hours straight (no, this is not Internet forum fiction, it did go on for that long) and came back home with mild aches in my nether regions. Considered jacking off, but decided not to out of principle (having the most beautiful night of your life, then coming home and jacking off over it just felt tacky) -- and I'm actually feeling great right now. I don't think that this is for everyone, but for a person like me it just makes me feel better about myself... it makes me feel like my life is more than just an allotted time-span to cum as much as possible.

I'll keep you guys updated -- with pictures!

[BoringSupreez]

Alright, halfway through the month and I'm still going strong, despite some pretty extreme tribulations. Made out with the girl of my dreams in her bed for three and a half hours straight (no, this is not Internet forum fiction, it did go on for that long) and came back home with mild aches in my nether regions. Considered jacking off, but decided not to out of principle (having the most beautiful night of your life, then coming home and jacking off over it just felt tacky) -- and I'm actually feeling great right now. I don't think that this is for everyone, but for a person like me it just makes me feel better about myself... it makes me feel like my life is more than just an allotted time-span to cum as much as possible.

I'll keep you guys updated -- with pictures!

Oh please, no.

[Original_Name]

^You're right, now's a great time to test out my HTML holographic projector! Let's hope it doesn't have any more malfunctions -- that can lead to some very sticky situations!

[RyaNtheSlayA]

I love this thread.

[Inazuma]

Alright, halfway through the month and I'm still going strong, despite some pretty extreme tribulations. Made out with the girl of my dreams in her bed for three and a half hours straight (no, this is not Internet forum fiction, it did go on for that long) and came back home with mild aches in my nether regions. Considered jacking off, but decided not to out of principle (having the most beautiful night of your life, then coming home and jacking off over it just felt tacky) -- and I'm actually feeling great right now. I don't think that this is for everyone, but for a person like me it just makes me feel better about myself... it makes me feel like my life is more than just an allotted time-span to cum as much as possible.

I'll keep you guys updated -- with pictures!

If this story is true, that's really amazing willpower. I made out with a girl for many hours as well, and had terrible blue balls. It was so painful. There is no way I could have not jerked off. My body was absolutely demanding it. I had to cum twice to recover from it.

Oh, and if you can't post those pics here, you can PM me and I'll tell you my email address. Thanks (^_^);