The Contra Hearings

[SpaceBooger]

Check out this post from the ISB ( http://www.the-isb.com ) has posted the Contra Hearings.

Here is an excerpt:

"LT. RIZER: Right. Now, I know that at the time of our deployment, resources were already committed to providing support for the Bionic Commando project, but sending two men to fight an entire army of technologically advanced aliens… I can’t imagine that America needed to close the grapple-arm gap that badly. And our equipment was… well, it was sub-par.

SEN. VAN HOUSEN: It says in our files that you were not issued body armor, is that correct?

LT. RIZER: No ma’am, that’s a misprint.

SEN. VAN HOUSEN: So you were issued body armor?

LT. RIZER: No ma’am. We weren’t even issued shirts. But that wouldn’t have been such an issue if we hadn’t been given substandard weaponry."

Read the whole thing here: http://www.the-isb.com/?p=375

[fastbilly1]

I just want to be on the record that I fully support the use of ground vagina's in modern warfare.

[Ack]

I would also like to add that I'm very happy that the United States government is now issuing our soldiers shoulder pads.

[Pullmyfinger]

Heh, that was funny

Kinda off-topic but I also liked the Archie Common People article on that site