Looking at getting a 32x, what should I know?

[sheath]

I'd go for the Neptune - god damn this thing looks sleak.

Anyone here old enough to remember EGM's april fools prank around 2001? They printed an article about how there was a warehouse full of these things, and they were available online.

That was actually true. Bernie Stolar had them all locked away because the 32X didn't have any good games. From there, I'm pretty sure they've all been destroyed by Youtube personalities with 'tude. The last surviving copy was tortured until it agreed that it didn't have any good games.

Here is a picture of its ashen remains:

[Yancakes]

Well, insider sources report that the fam bought the 32x today. I wasn't able to go into the shop to confirm its completeness (ie, with the connector cable), but that particular store is generally pretty good about only selling things complete, AND they guarantee everything they sell, anyways.

Time to start looking up 32x games on craigslist