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[elmagicochrisg]

I remember a few years ago I found this link: white man's overbite

And I quote the second description:

A disgusting display which no person should be made to observe. As best I can describe, it is an expression of what could possibly be described as enjoyment (on the part of the white man dancing) except it scares children to tears. It is also always accompanied by bizarre and a pathetic excuse for dancing. Specifically the two foot shuffle, with arms hanging down like limp weights. Textbook white boy dancing.

Tim was tearing up the floor, being cheered on by his white friends. He lifted one leg and put it down, then lifted his other leg and placed it back down on the ground, repeating this over and over in a rhythm completely out of sync with the beat of the music. His arms hung straight down the side of his body, motionless as if his collarbone had snapped.

Suddenly he smacked one of his arms by mistake when he lifted his leg. His arm went forward about a foot. The crowd went wild with cheering and Tim let out a loud "woooooo!"

Then lots of white women came and they all shagged because Tim's dancing was hardcore.

I remember first time I saw this I though it was hilarious. And I still do...

Does that make me hate my own race now?...

debate is fine guys, but just so we're all clear -- "the picture that launched a thousand posts" clearly was in violation of our rules.

Yup, but apparently that doesn't count for other forum members *cough* dsheinem *cough* when they post a link to another part of that site if it can stir things up. Seriously, if you go that far, be a good boy and just link to the page I posted instead of being all sneaky...

Ok, elmagicochrisg, can you pm me the link if you read this? I have a black friend who loves racist jokes and collects them to study people's reactions.

Check your mailbox...

By the way, here's a PM another member sent me...

Haha you pissed everyone off so bad. It's like none of them have heard racist jokes before or something.

Ain't that the truth...

I don't get how the vast majority of racist jokes are funny, unless you're racist. The basic punchline usually amounts to "stereotype confirmed". It's like you have to believe in the stereotype in order to find the conclusion funny. If you don't think that the stereotype is true, then the punchline doesn't ring with truth, and therefore isn't funny. And even if you recognize that other people might think it rings of truth, it then just becomes annoying that other people think that way, and is still not funny. So, aside from obviously being in bad taste, the jokes are also bad comedy.

And you studied psychology!?... ^

But hey, let me show you uptight white boys something that won't make any sense to you at all...

Lisa Lampanelli- Racist jokes

Now look at 0:15 guys. OMG, the black guy is laughing!? How is that possible!?...

By the way, ever watched a whole Chris Rock show?... Ooh, he's such a bad boy, talking down on the crackers...

Laughing my sick fucking ass off !!!

Peace y'all...

[J T]

And you studied psychology!?... ^

So what you're telling me is that your barometer for a good psychologist is how much he likes racist jokes?

hmmm.... *nods head all Freud-like and writes notes on the pad*

[elmagicochrisg]

So what you're telling me is that your barometer for a good psychologist is how much he likes racist jokes?

hmmm.... *nods head all Freud-like and writes notes on the pad*

Nope, I didn't say that...

More like how good he can interpret things...

But at least you have some sense of humour. I'll give you that Mr Freud...

[Ivo]

More than once in this site I expressed that for the most part I did not understand "sadistic" humour, while finding that the majority of other people seemed to find it quite funny. I don't remember actually stepping from that position into saying I thought other people would intentionally be "sadists" in the sense of intentionally hurting people for laughs.

I'm not a big fan of any kind of depreciating jokes, and that includes racist ones. But I don't think one needs to be a racist to enjoy some of them, and the fact that some people of the race being joked about genuinely seem to find them funny (for whatever reason) sort of proves that, no?

There is a lot of diversity - both in jokes and in people. I think it is extremely hard for an absolute statement such as "EVERYONE that finds ANY racist joke funny MUST be racist" to be true. In contrast, if you relax either the EVERYONE or the ANY or the MUST in that sentence it is much easier to believe it, no?

Could we now please get back to more cool pics? There are some very nice ones in this thread that I wouldn't have seen otherwise.

Ivo.

[Luke]

I've found "tracks" (I think that's what they're called) in boxes of beer before, but a friend of mine found one in a hair dryer box, which makes the possible scenarios hilarious.

Tract is the word you're looking for.

But hair dryer? Is the evil of the hair dryer the electricity or it is supposed to be vanity? Because people with long or thick hair that shower before bed Might simply want to sleep on a dry pillow.

I don't know what's weirder, the fact someone put a tract in a hair dryer box, or that I have a friend with short hair who bought a hair dryer.

[BoneSnapDeez]

Please tell me that is real

I'm afraid so. 7th grade language arts class.

The best part is the fact that the kid spelled his name wrong.

[dsheinem]

Yup, but apparently that doesn't count for other forum members *cough* dsheinem *cough* when they post a link to another part of that site if it can stir things up. Seriously, if you go that far, be a good boy and just link to the page I posted instead of being all sneaky...

It is not my intent to be "stirring things up". The original ink goes here: http://niggermania.com/raptorman/howtobe/howtobe.htm

The "homepage" for that site is: http://niggermania.com/raptorman/raptorman.html

The homepage for that site is: http://niggermania.com/

That's hardly a misrepresentation. (I appreciate your condescending tone, though!)

Haha you pissed everyone off so bad. It's like none of them have heard racist jokes before or something.

Ain't that the truth...

Even if racist jokes are ok in some circles, they aren't here. It isn't that you've shown us something that we've never seen before or something that people might find unfunny, it is that the post violated the rules. Stop searching for some opportunity for martyrdom, it doesn't exist.

By the way, ever watched a whole Chris Rock show?... Ooh, he's such a bad boy, talking down on the crackers...

Laughing my sick fucking ass off !!!

Peace y'all...

There is a WORLD of difference between Chris Rock's standup (or Dave Chapelle's, or Louis CK's, or countless other comics who make fun of race in their shows) and the hate and ignorance-based site that you linked to. If you can't understand the difference, I don't know that I want to try and bother explaining it to you. But, essentially, the comics I mentioned are A) not basing their entire routine on stereotype-based jokes B) are making jokes about race in a way that shows the humorous side of our racist stereotypes without perpetuating them and C) self-denigate. Humor about race is a very fine line to walk, and the pros do it well and do it publicly. The idiots at niggermania (and affiliated sites) possess absolutely zero comedy sensibility, hide behind usernames and avatars, and sound exactly like the racist assholes who fought to keep America segregated for so many years.

But, most importantly, we don't really want those kinds of "jokes" or those who perpetuate them showing up on our forums.

[Zing]

The original ink goes here: http://niggermania.com/raptorman/howtobe/howtobe.htm

Everyone likes jokes. I like jokes. I don't care if they are racist, bad taste, whatever. But I like good jokes. These jokes are just plain bad.

Then I read this and busted up laughing (using a real laugh, not the one mentioned):
13) Make the most annoying sounds when you laugh. Example: "KSSS SSSS SSSS SSSS!!" Scream out loud when beginning your laugh, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH, KSSSS SSSS SSSSS SSSS!!"

I blame Flavor Flav for this one. I had never heard this type of laugh until Public Enemy got popular at my school and suddenly everyone is doing this weird laugh.

[J T]

[Hobie-wan]

*talking about levels*

Haha yeah, so many people in general that don't understand levels. I was making a mixtape from my vinyl a long time ago and finding the loud spots in the song and adjusting the level with the monitor and my friend asked me why I wasn't setting it to where the meter was filling all the way up.