I used to do similar things in Microsoft Flight Simulator 98. I'd take off in a small propeller plane in NYC (I chose a propeller plane because they broke up into pieces when they crash), and I'd head straight for the World Trade Centers.
Yeah, I know...
I used to build one square walls around my Sims, so they would piss themselves when they needed to go No. 1, then they would die shortly after. It's a cutthroat world out there...
I used to do that too! It was hilarious the first few times. I would try to make the fastest crash I could, so as to maximize the distance the cars would fly. I'd even try to make them crash into large crowds of people on the sidewalks, onto other rides, into lakes, and so on. I'd also try to torture guests for fun. I'd take one who was already a bit grumpy, and put him on an enclosed pathway in the middle of nowhere. He'd get madder and madder until his face turned red, especially if there was no bathroom provided.
That gives me an idea. I want a game that allows you to trick people into going on a "free" hot air balloon ride. The more charismatic you are, the more people agree to go along for the ride. Then you crash it into something huge, which would cause your multiplier to skyrocket in accordance to the number of suckers you had on board (you would, of course, be watching through a completely safe, glass tower). Children and animals killed would give you bonus lives, which would come in handy when you have to fend the CIA and SWAT team off. Tears of wrecked and injured survivors can be drank for health revitalization. Bonus points are rewarded for hitting famous monuments in their weak spot, causing them to get completely annihilated. The "refreshments" on board would be high doses of chloroform mingled with white wine, which would prevent them from mutiny. These will be available so long as you have sufficient funds from the scam to keep the cycle of treachery going. After the 100th level (the 100th ride), the game ends and the player wins with his endgame score tallied up to unlock new and exciting modes.
If anyone cares to top that fucked up game idea, I would love to hear it in detail in a dedicated thread.
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