You are receiving this e-mail because *bullshit email address* has purchased a World of Warcraft® Mount: Winged Guardian for you as a gift from the Blizzard Store!
World of Warcraft® Mount: Winged Guardian Pet Key: 4110078209775401765375598
To use this key to activate the World of Warcraft® Mount: Winged Guardian, simply follow these instructions:
1. Create a Battle.net account (or if you already have one, log in) at *bullshit address link*
2. Verify your e-mail address. For existing account holders, click the 'verify this e-mail address' link in the main Account Management page and follow the steps. For new accounts, check your e-mail account immediately after account creation for a verification e-mail. Click the link in this e-mail to verify your e-mail address.
3. Return to the Battle.net account management page, then click on [Item Code Redemption].
4. Enter the above Pet Key in the [Item Redemption Code] field.
5. Once you have successfully redeemed this code, you will be able to use the World of Warcraft® Mount: Winged Guardian.
We strongly recommend you keep this e-mail on file for future reference. If you have any questions about this gift or about your Battle.net account, please contact our Sales, Billing & Account Services team at:
Phone: 1-800-592-5499
E-mail: [email protected]
Live phone support is available seven days a week, 8:00AM - 8:00PM Pacific Time.
Enjoy!
Blizzard Entertainment
Riiiiiiiight.

The reason I bothered to bring this up is that someone actually managed to run a spell checker and form some actual sentences for once.