Anyone ever play a video game while having sex?

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noiseredux wrote:
Luke wrote: Continue on. It's obviously not my site, and no mods have an issue with this thread, but I still think it's dumb.
"Jokes aren't funny enough" just doesn't seem like a good reason for me to lock a thread.
It's the content of the thread, not the lame ass jokes that I don't represent the site well.

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boltfanSD wrote:I'm gonna have to agree. Then again I didn't have to click on this thread. But after 8 pages I was curious to see what direction this thread took. I'm fairly surprised to see that its still very much on topic.
Don't you know anything about humanity? Sex is the only power in the universe that can stop wars and keep a thread on topic :lol:
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Luke wrote:Dunno. This thread is just so juvenile and stupid I can't believe it hasn't already been locked. After the first post the response should have been something close to "You obviously don't know how to have sex. Thread Locked". None of the jokes are funny, it has no purpose being in the General Gaming thread, and any one who has a partner who would perform sex acts while the other is doing anything other than reciprocating makes both parties seem disparagingly stupid and inadequate.

"Yeah, my girl gives me head while I play gameboy"... Really? I mean, Really? 1) If it's a joke, it's not the slightest bit funny. 2) If it's true, I don't believe you. 3) If for some unknown reason to man, the woman performing the act has to be the fattest, ugliest, stupidest bitch on the planet, and if you have to play games while receiving fellatio, you have zero experience in the act of sex.

This topic just seems so beneath this group. It's dumb, unfunny, and if anywhere, should be listed in the dumb thread. You guys are embarrassing yourself and this community with this thread. I'm all for a dick or fart joke here or there, but this thread is really dumb.
Wow, you're a real pisser dude. You need to learn to lighten up. If you don't like the discussion going on, then you should just opt to not be a part of it instead of making a bunch of douchey condescending posts.
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Sorry Luke, but your posts make it look like you've never had sex, or at least in a long time, and are quite bitter about it
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ZeroAX wrote: Anyway hope we can be friends even though one of us is liberal and the other isn't :).
Oh, no ill will towards anyone.

And, um. Which one of us is the liberal?
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Luke wrote:
General_Norris wrote: If I want to have sex while playing a game that's my prerrogative. You can go back to your NO ITEMS, MISIONARY ONLY, FINAL DESTINATION, nobody is stealing you that. Having sex they way they want to doesn't make them "stupid".
What? Is this English?
Yes it's. 8)

Other than the use of "stealing" instead of "robbing", which I think it's a perfectly excusable mistake from a non-native speak and the lack of quotation marks around the Smash Bros joke, I think it's perfect English.

Nothing worse than labelling people who enjoy sex the way they like it without harming anyone "bitches" or "ugly" or what-have-you =P

Anyways, let's get back on topic.
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dunpeal2064 wrote:Sorry Luke, but your posts make it look like you've never had sex, or at least in a long time, and are quite bitter about it
See.

Now this is funny.
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General_Norris wrote:Anyways, let's get back on topic.
Let's not. Someone lock this abomination.
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s1mplehumar wrote:
General_Norris wrote:Anyways, let's get back on topic.
Let's not. Someone lock this abomination.
If you don't want to participate in the thread, then don't. Everything solved that way!
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