Lol! I remember a friend of mine telling me about Chris Cocker's incestuous adventures while I was at the community college. Didn't he also post a video saying something like "All I have to do is blink and I'll get one million views", wherein he blinked at the camera and got that many views?
Why the fuck do people still watch this guy? He had his 5 minutes in the sun and now the world is bored of him, yet he still manages to garner millions of views. HOW? There are people with talent who can't get noticed and this little bitch does. I spit in his general direction.
JT wrote:Yeah, like vampire aliens invade and hit us all with a ray beam that paralyzes all of our arms. The only way to deactivate the ray beam and fight back the vampire alien threat is with a complicated series of foot patterns on the device's control board that looks remarkably like a DDR pad. We will all praise this man for saving our lives and buy him a mountain of stuffed animals.
