nice shirt, does it come in yr size?Luke wrote:
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noiseredux wrote:
nice shirt, does it come in yr size?
I've always liked:
Nice haircut. Did you lose a bet or something?
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A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge Heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral........I'm a gynecologist".
The proctologist fainted.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral........I'm a gynecologist".
The proctologist fainted.
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I don't come to where you work and smack the broom out of yr hand!Luke wrote:noiseredux wrote:
nice shirt, does it come in yr size?
I've always liked:
Nice haircut. Did you lose a bet or something?
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noiseredux wrote: I don't come to where you work and smack the broom out of yr hand!
What's with this crowd? Was there a tractor pull that got rained out?
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I actually had someone do this once.noiseredux wrote: I don't come to where you work and smack the broom out of yr hand!
Sure it was just the other guy who worked with me and I slapped his broom out of his hand back but IT STILL HURT MAN.
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Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head by a soda can? He's lucky it was a soft drink.
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Dr.Dooom wrote:Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head by a soda can? He's lucky it was a soft drink.
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