Joke Thread

[Next-Door_Gamer]

A Chinese couple named Wong had a new baby. The nurse brings them over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, definitely Caucasian, white baby boy!

"Congratulations," says the nurse to the new parents. "What will you name the baby?"

The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says.........."Well, two Wong's don't make a white, so I think we will name him Sum Ting Wong."

[avrame]

Try this out on someone:

You: "Hey, I know the best knock-knock joke ever! You start!"
Them: "Okay, knock knock."
You: "Who's there"
Them: *Awkward silence*

You: "Isn't it awesome?!"

[Luke]

Why are the loudest, squeakiest shoes called "sneakers"?

I think that's a Luke original.

[D.D.D.]

Why are the loudest, squeakiest shoes called "sneakers"?

I think that's a Luke original.

I like it but... my sneakers are quiet unless they're wet.

[noiseredux]

Why are the loudest, squeakiest shoes called "sneakers"?

I think that's a Luke original.

Etymology

In the 1800s, a London police officer developed a rubber-soled shoe in order to catch criminals in the act quietly. He called his invention "sneakers". The name derived from the fact that the rubber soles of the shoes made them noiseless.

[AmericanMuffin]

So three girls are talking to their father,
one named Rose says "Dad, why did you name me Rose?"
the Dad repilies "Because when you were born a Rose petal fell on your head."
then Daisy asks "Daddy, why is my name Tulip?"
then Dad says "Because when you were born a Tulip fell on your head."
the third girl says "uuurrrghhh-"
"SHUT UP CIDERBLOCK!"

[SwooshBear]

Why are the loudest, squeakiest shoes called "sneakers"?

I think that's a Luke original.

Etymology

In the 1800s, a London police officer developed a rubber-soled shoe in order to catch criminals in the act quietly. He called his invention "sneakers". The name derived from the fact that the rubber soles of the shoes made them noiseless.

[Hobie-wan]

Etymology

In the 1800s, a London police officer developed a rubber-soled shoe in order to catch criminals in the act quietly. He called his invention "sneakers". The name derived from the fact that the rubber soles of the shoes made them noiseless.

Certainly compared to leather soles on cobbled streets.

[Luke]

Why are the loudest, squeakiest shoes called "sneakers"?

I think that's a Luke original.

Etymology

In the 1800s, a London police officer developed a rubber-soled shoe in order to catch criminals in the act quietly. He called his invention "sneakers". The name derived from the fact that the rubber soles of the shoes made them noiseless.

You good sir, are an on-line heckler.

Heckle this: (This happened my sophmore year in undergrad)

I'm screwing my then time girlfriend Katie Kelly #1, and I whisper in her ear "I want you to talk to me". She leans back and says "So I went to Target today, couldn't find a parking space...". Worst dirty talk ever.

[elmagicochrisg]

Why are the loudest, squeakiest shoes called "sneakers"?

I think that's a Luke original.

Etymology

In the 1800s, a London police officer developed a rubber-soled shoe in order to catch criminals in the act quietly. He called his invention "sneakers". The name derived from the fact that the rubber soles of the shoes made them noiseless.

You good sir, are an on-line heckler.

Heckle this: (This happened my sophmore year in undergrad)

I'm screwing my then time girlfriend Katie Kelly #1, and I whisper in her ear "I want you to talk to me". She leans back and says "So I went to Target today, couldn't find a parking space...". Worst dirty talk ever.

Somehow I get the feeling we are your test audience...