Noiseredux. I found the perfect woman for you.

[MrPopo]

I dunno, I always pictured the Genesis as male. There's just something masculine about the Model 1 Genesis. Model 2 might just be female though.

Saturn is definitely male. Something about the no-nonsense blocky build of the system. Dreamcast, however, is feminine. There's something soft and gentle about the way it looks.

Every inanimate object that can be turned into a person is a girl. Don't you understand how the internet works?

[Inazuma]

More pics of attractive consoles please. And I think the original Game Boy Girl posted is hot enough to "play" with.

[GSZX1337]

The chick looks just fine, that GB Top, eww.

I also did a quick search for Sega Saturn tan. Looks like people who play shmups can't draw.

[lisalover1]

More pics of attractive consoles please. And I think the original Game Boy Girl posted is hot enough to "play" with.

I actually did find a Neo Geo-tan image:


Also, I think I am reeeeeaallly starting to like the oXbox.

[Inazuma]

Found some Xbox and Xbox 360 pics

[J T]

Found some Xbox and Xbox 360 pics

He looks so sad! Is this a typical Friday night or something?

[dedalusdedalus]

Also, I think I am reeeeeaallly starting to like the oXbox.

Ha, Neo Geo looks like such a haughty bitch...which is completely appropriate since games regularly run into the hundreds of dollars. Clearly one of the higher maintenance systems -- Neo Geo ain't the kind of girl that's cool with just Burger King and a movie.

Xbox looks a bit like Pepe from Rage of the Dragons - what with that pose, musculature, smile, and industrial-strength homoeroticism. That's a characterization that I generally disagree with; I picture oXbox as looking kind of like Jared from Subway. I just don't picture it as having any sex appeal.

[CFFJR]

I picture oXbox as looking kind of like Jared from Subway. I just don't picture it as having any sex appeal.

This topic man. Do you guys realize what we're discussing here? The sexual appeal of video game systems.

Maybe its time we all took a break from gaming.

For the record, my favorite is still the Dreamcast I posted, though I also liked Inazuma's 360 girls.

Yes, I just ruined my own post.

[Nintendork666]

I discovered long ago that if my Dreamcast had the proper ports; I'd have no need for female contact ever again.

[Jrecee]

This forum's on a downward spiral.