Idiots In Online Games

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MrPopo wrote:
Ack wrote:The result? I got pissed with his big mouth, so I spent one game where I went hunting. Twenty knife kills in a ten minute match. He howled, frothed, and raged through the entire ordeal. He called me all kinds of names, yelled, and strung together expletives I rarely get to hear. By the end, I think he had started crying. So once the match was over, I stood up, walked over to him, grinned as I looked him in the eye, waved, and said "Knife to see you." He never came back.
Stick around would have been another good one, especially if done in an Ahnold voice.

But that reminds me of one time on my CS clan's server. We realized that the teams were pretty stacked; it was mostly regulars on the CT side (cs_office) and mostly new people on the Ts. So we decided to do knives only. Which worked out amazingly well until finally they wised up to our tactic and bum rushed the choke point we were using. A few rounds of that and them feeling pretty good about themselves was enough; the next round, since we were all maxed out on cash, we all purchased the M249 Para and proceeded to mow them over. After that round we went back to knives and continued to stomp them.
Oh man, there was a guy my buddies used to play CS with known as Sin who was just God in that game. He'd play normally with folks for a few rounds, and then would say over the mic "Ok guys, I got this one." He'd then pull out the knife and systematically hunt down the other team one by one while the rest of his team sat in the spawnpoint.

I once got to watch this guy work from the other side, when I was watching my friend Ug play on a team against him. Ug's team was solid, yet Sin's was overall better. It got down to just Ug being holed up behind a box for cover, popping anybody who so much as stuck his nose out. Suddenly Sin puts up over the global chat "I'm gonna get this one guys". A whole room full of guys got up to watch Ug's monitor to see what happened(including Sin's whole team).

Sin popped around a corner just in time to chuck a flashbang and then ducked right as Ug fired at where his head was. The sucker caught Ug full in the face, and he cursed and started firing randomly while waiting for the fog to go in hopes of killing Sin. After a moment the fog started to lift, and Ug let out a sigh of relief as he started to say, "I think I'll be o-GOD DAMN!" as Sin's face and knife literally appeared out of the fog and stuck Ug in the face. That fucker had been standing about five feet away the whole time, waiting to do that.

Sin was the reason I became so focused on using the knife in Battlefield 2142. I've got some great stories from that game...
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Ack wrote:So once the match was over, I stood up, walked over to him, grinned as I looked him in the eye, waved, and said "Knife to see you." He never came back.
Beautiful.
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It really pisses me off that the CoD:WaW servers aren't monitored anymore. That's like my favorite game online. There's usually at least 2 or 3 people running around with god mode on. I guess that just goes to show the maturity level of the majority of people playing call of duty. :roll:
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