Believe it or Not ?

[fvgazi]

soooo..... are any of you dead yet? I have not died yet, myself.


On a side note... does playing Bioshock 2 count for experiencing the Rapture?


*edit* I never thought I would see this many racketeers quoting the bible.

[o.pwuaioc]

I'm just wondering how said "yes" after the prophecy already failed.

[Ack]

I think it is a shame that the ongoing debate on zombies is so permeated by racism.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, racism? No, no, this is speciesism, as in it's the opposition to something that is not human, and since rising from the grave isn't typical of people on your average afternoon, I'd have to say that the undead definitely are not typically human. So that means it must be non-human. And you know what that means? Kill it dead!

First of all, I'm opposed to anything non-human that is attempting to take my God-given planet from me...and I'm opposed to any non-humans trying to keep me from taking their's too.

Vampires? Hell no.
Aliens? Fuck 'em.
Mutants? Kill 'em all.
Zombies? I say let 'em rot.
Orcs? Gotta die.
Lizardmen? I need a new belt.
Elves? Fruity bastards.
Dinosaurs? ...well, if I get to ride one, then I'm ok with those. But nah, fuck those other guys.

So remember, when some other kind of creature inevitably tries to wraps its slimy claws around what rightfully belongs to me and mine, I'm gonna feed it a face full of buckshot (God Bless America). There's only room enough in this universe for one top dog, and it's gonna be my kind of fleshy meatsack hide. Power to the Humans!

[Gamerforlife]

Patton Oswalt on the apocalypse, hilarious:

http://www.atom.com/funny_videos/shorti ... pocalypse/

[Golgo 14]

Quote of the day: A Family Radio spokesman asked about the prediction after 6 p.m. said “It’s still May 21 and God’s going to bring it.”

[GSZX1337]

Sorry to spoil your fun, but there won't be a zombie apocalypse.
http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7- ... ickly.html

[Hobie-wan]

Hopefully no truly gullible people decide to commit suicide because of this moron.

Dammit, fucking assholes and stupid people.

http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-p ... 9586.story

http://www.usnewsweekly.info/failed-doo ... ience-com/

[o.pwuaioc]

Hopefully no truly gullible people decide to commit suicide because of this moron.

Dammit, fucking assholes and stupid people.

http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-p ... 9586.story

http://www.usnewsweekly.info/failed-doo ... ience-com/

At least they lived...traumatized for life, likely, but still, they live. Seriously, seriously fucked up.

[Lone Wanderer]

Hopefully they'll be grateful to be alive and not pull a repeat when the world ends again in October or whatever the old guy is saying now.

[AznKhmerBoi]

what a lame rebound move, what he needs to do is just quit and stop predicting the future.

Hopefully they'll be grateful to be alive and not pull a repeat when the world ends again in October or whatever the old guy is saying now.