Believe it or Not ?

[saturnfan]

If the rapture does in fact occur later today, I hope us, the sinful, are left to battle zombies to prove our repentance.

[MrEco]

I don't know why you're all in denial. Jesus just led an army of super mutants down my street. I think he's headed for the center of town.

[Breetai]

"Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away. No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. As it was in the days of Noah, so it will be at the coming of the Son of Man." ~Matthew 24:35-37

^That.

"We know without any shadow of a doubt it is going to happen," Camping told Reuters.

Yeah, that says a lot about this guy. Maybe he believes he is God?

I can't stand these sorts of idiots.

[CFFJR]

If the rapture does in fact occur later today, I hope us, the sinful, are left to battle zombies to prove our repentance.

I'll need to get me a shaolin spade for fighting.

[o.pwuaioc]

Well, it's well after the time it was supposed to happen. Another failure.

[Hobie-wan]

*notices the time when checking if I need to put another coat of camp dry on the backpack*

All normal on the swamp coast, as if anyone in their right mind expected different.

[sevin0seven]

i'm not religious but i remember this part of the Bible:

"Now concerning how and when all this will happen, dear brothers and sisters, we don’t really need to write you. For you know quite well that the day of the Lord’s return will come unexpectedly, like a thief in the night. When people are saying, “Everything is peaceful and secure,” then disaster will fall on them as suddenly as a pregnant woman’s labor pains begin. And there will be no escape" - 1 Thessalonians 5:1-2

..that also means no billboard signs with a website link. what all these "Camper's followers" accomplished is mislead people.

nuff said.

[MrEco]

Maybe God just isn't very punctual?

[brunoafh]

Maybe God just isn't very punctual?

[jfrost]

If the rapture does in fact occur later today, I hope us, the sinful, are left to battle zombies to prove our repentance.

I've thought of this for a while: if there were to be a zombie apocalypse, I'd be on the zombies' side.

Everyone thinks about themselves as part of the human resistance, the uninfected who will re-populate earth. No one thinks that they will in fact be part of the amorphous, personality-lacking zombies, except for me, because I'm very special.

Consider: why should I even run away from the zombies? It'd be so much work. If I just stay there, waiting for them to come like a moron, I'll get infected and become the one who goes around chasing everyone. I'd be the dominant in the relation, the alpha male, living a existence of pure pleasure as eat healthy brains.

Besides, it's not like I could just go to a locker and find a shotgun - these things are pretty much legend in my country. The resistance would have to do with butter knives, bricks, tree branches and other depressing weapons they could actually find around here. On the other hand, future looks bright if I just get infected. If the zombie population stabilized, we could even agree to a sustainable level of brain consumption.

I think it is a shame that the ongoing debate on zombies is so permeated by racism.