Of course. My expertise extends to several simian creatures. In fact, I can help you in every monkey trasaction except lemurs. I don't believe in trading lemurs; have you seen the import fees on a lemur lately? You could trade at least 3 marmosets for the cost it takes to get one lemur through customs.CFFJR wrote:I didn't realize you were such a whiz when it comes to monkey related transactions lisalover.lisalover1 wrote: Monkey transferring is one of the hardest things you have to do with your bank. First, the most important step is to restrain the monkey. I personally use duct tape for all monkey transactions. Preferrably, you should tape the monkey's hands behind its back. That way, it has no way to effectively throw its feces at the bank teller. Bringing in a monkey like that will only succeed in making you look unprofessional. Second, be sure to bring the monkey a cage or dog kennel. This makes it easier for the bank to stack monkeys in their monkey containment vault for future monkey-related needs. A lot of people don't know that by using your own cage, you can avoid that expensive and unnecessary monkey restocking fee that your bank would normally charge. Finally, you should ALWAYS opt for whatever monkey insurance your bank may offer. It is only 20 bananas a year, and will fully reimburse you in the event of a disaster that results in the loss of your monkey. They can get you a new monkey of equal or lesser value in a matter of days, depending on your bank. By following these tips, you can ensure that your next monkey transferral will be as painless as it can be.
Do you do consulting? I've recently become involved in a lot of trading involving monkeys as well as a variety of other primates and apes. I'd appreciate some one on one advice.
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~My name's Vicky, by the way!~ ^_^
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Oh, c'mon! No one got that reference? I'm use to people not getting my movie references all day long, but I figured on this board people would be all over that.
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Oh definitely. I'm still pretty green, but I realized right away that the lemur game is nothing but a racket. People are taking advantage of these wide eyed newbies who don't know any better. Its sad really.lisalover1 wrote: Of course. My expertise extends to several simian creatures. In fact, I can help you in every monkey trasaction except lemurs. I don't believe in trading lemurs; have you seen the import fees on a lemur lately? You could trade at least 3 marmosets for the cost it takes to get one lemur through customs.
GameSack wrote:That's right, only Sega had the skill to make a proper Nintendo game.
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Don't feel bad, I got the reference.Ziggy587 wrote:Oh, c'mon! No one got that reference? I'm use to people not getting my movie references all day long, but I figured on this board people would be all over that.
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Well, I can see that its the Mario Bros. Movie. But what does Bowser and his super scope have to do with the monkey thing? Its lost on me.lisalover1 wrote:Don't feel bad, I got the reference.Ziggy587 wrote:Oh, c'mon! No one got that reference? I'm use to people not getting my movie references all day long, but I figured on this board people would be all over that.
GameSack wrote:That's right, only Sega had the skill to make a proper Nintendo game.
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I got it, I just didn't reply.Ziggy587 wrote:Oh, c'mon! No one got that reference? I'm use to people not getting my movie references all day long, but I figured on this board people would be all over that.
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I got it as well-- it's one of my favorite movies, and I remember Bowser turning Scarpelli into a monkey quite well. I just didn't know it needed a response.Ziggy587 wrote:Oh, c'mon! No one got that reference? I'm use to people not getting my movie references all day long, but I figured on this board people would be all over that.
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Ah.Limewater wrote:I got it as well-- it's one of my favorite movies, and I remember Bowser turning Scarpelli into a monkey quite well. I just didn't know it needed a response.Ziggy587 wrote:Oh, c'mon! No one got that reference? I'm use to people not getting my movie references all day long, but I figured on this board people would be all over that.
Guess its just been too long since I last saw the movie. I don't remember that part.
GameSack wrote:That's right, only Sega had the skill to make a proper Nintendo game.
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Yeah, it's one of the best parts in the movie. He turns Scapelli into a monkey with the Devo gun, then points at him with a smile and says, "Monkey!"
I figured people got it but just didn't post, I just like to bust chops.
I figured people got it but just didn't post, I just like to bust chops.
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For those who may have never seen it:Ziggy587 wrote:Yeah, it's one of the best parts in the movie. He turns Scapelli into a monkey with the Devo gun, then points at him with a smile and says, "Monkey!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdrlALQVEKM
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