
If you've ever told yourself that you would just "take a quick peek" in the used game store only to walk out 2 hours later with an armful of "great deals"... you might be a racketboy member.
If you ever find yourself exasperatedly explaining to someone for the hundreth time that neither Doom nor Wolfenstein 3D were the first FPS game... you might be a racketboy member.
If you think a backlog of 200 games is small and totally manageable… you might be a racketboy member.
If every time you turn on your electric range stove you think the glowing orange heating element looks like a Sega Dreamcast logo... you might be a racketboy member.
If every couple of months or so you still get the Nintendo Cereal System theme song stuck in your head... you might be a racketboy member.
If you’ve ever mysteriously lost an hour without realizing it because you couldn't decide whether or not you should buy another Virtual Boy on e-Bay… you might be a racketboy member.
If you have to fight back an impulse at birthday parties to shout out “The cake is a lie!”… you might be a racketboy member.
If you spend even more time playing videogames than your kids do… you might be a racketboy member.
If you have angrily refused to watch the Academy Awards ever since “The Wizard” was snubbed for best picture… you might be a racketboy member.
If you add more jokes to this list… you might be a racketboy member
