Best Quote Ever.

[Golgo 14]

I don't agree with everything Carlin said. If I want to say R.I.P. then it's my fucking right. I don't care if Carlin approves or not. Sorry, the guy was awesome but I still have my own opinions and beliefs.

Yeah! Fuck you, George Carlin! Rest in peace, cocksucker! If you had a grave, I'd shit on it!

[Markell1991]

"I can run faster horny than you can scared" FPSkyle

[Gamerforlife]

I was playing Okamiden today and this little bit of dialogue cracked me up. I don't know if the humor was intentional or just part of the game's horrible localization

"What happened?"

"You were possessed by demons"

"Oh, is that all? Well, thanks"

[Gamerforlife]

Doctor Who - "You wouldn't shoot me"
River Song - "They're Americans"
Doctor Who - "DON'T SHOOT!!!!!"

[Gamerforlife]

I think Black Dynamite could have a whole quote thread to itself

"You diabolical dick-shrinking motherfuckers!"

"At long last, our friendship bonded by the struggle against The Man has been brought to an end by kung-fu treachery!"

"Hey lil' mama, it may be bigger than you, and it may be bigger than me, but it ain't bigger than you AND me, can you dig it?"

"Now Aunt Billy, how many times have I told you not to call here and interrupt my Kung Fu!"

"First Lady, I'm sorry I pimp-slapped you into that china cabinet"

"Your knowledge of scientific biological transmogrification is only outmatched by your zest for kung-fu treachery!"