Best Quote Ever.

[Gamerforlife]

"I always thought of him as a dual personality. As Bruce Wayne he is a bleeding-heart liberal do-gooder, and as Batman he is a vigilante conservative."

[avrame]

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
-Inigo Montoya

[Hateshinai]

I like that time that I said the thing about the stuff.

Yeah, that rocked.

[Gamerforlife]

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
-Inigo Montoya

"Stop....saying that!"

[Luke]

Time to take y'all suckers to school:

"THINK!"-Luke's Father. This phrase has been shouted at least eleven thousand times by him since my birth (do the math).
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"You're only as old as the woman you feel"

"Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him"

"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife"

"Women should be obscene and not heard"

-Julius Marx

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"I never said most of the things I said"

"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six"

"The future ain't what it used to be"

"If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be"

-Yogi Berra

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"When you only have one hand, "jazz hands" is simply waving"

"If you and your wife are making love while watching pornography, you better recognize your wife's voice from the porn actress's or suffer the consequences"

"Honey, I wasn't masturbating. I was playing a game of charades by myself, and the secret word was picketing"

-Luke

[YoshiEgg25]

"Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded."

--Yogi Berra

EDIT: Another Yogi masterpiece:

"I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on its head."

[Inazuma]

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then when you finally do criticize them, you'll be a mile away and have their shoes."

[AznKhmerBoi]

[Inazuma]

Wait. So is Guile saying that to Chun Li?

[AznKhmerBoi]

^
Yep i guess the programmer never thought about what if he beats a girl lol